keiya 🌀🧩🪚
keiyarz.bsky.social
keiya 🌀🧩🪚
@keiyarz.bsky.social
i like saw sharks and oasis 🤘😼
my bitchass singing ruined my video bruh
August 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
i love oasis sm makes me bust
June 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
why is my bsfs laugh always funnier than the joke
June 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
guys i was walking and a girl came up to me and said "keiya do you remember me?" and i shook my head and she said "i held your hair back while you threw up on me after taking snus and smoking weed" wtaf.
June 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
nah guys boys in my class js argued with me because i said its rape to have sex with your wife while shes asleep their agrument-"but youre married!"
May 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
imcase anyone was wondering its not a good idea to peirce your septum with a sewing needle behind ur parents back...yk just incase you were thinking ab it.
May 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
guys i cried my mf eyes out
April 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
just told my friend how my little brother was born on easter of 2021 and she said "but his birthday was last week and easters not for a few more days?" 😭
April 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
um, so i just broke my guitar bc i was mad when learning a solo wtf
April 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"yeah i love taylor swift!" i say to the intimidating basic girls ad this is my main playlist
April 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
@conanthecontrarian.bsky.social as you said you like oasis, can you give us your top 5 favourite songs by them?
April 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i asked for curtain bangs i got a fringe WHEN I CATCH MY HAIRDRESSER BRO IVE NEVER CRIED SO HARD
April 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS DAMN CAT LIKE IVE BEEN WHEEZING FOR AGES
April 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
never let me pick up scissors again, i crashed out and butchered my hair-anyone know a good hairdresser?
April 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"all you do is waste money on hair dye band t shirts posters and these stupid records and can you for once spend some time on something other than your phone or guitar" like no mum its called being cool tf?
April 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
it wont come off guys never use sharpie when you're bored.
April 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
"Oh yeah bon jovi thats the picasso guy right" -my uneducated music friend
March 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
my first film and media english assesment from year nine @conanthecontrarian.bsky.social (guys ive improved i promise this was horrible😭😭)
March 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
holy shit. I'm followed by THE, leigh whannell gonna go buy a lottery ticket now guys.
March 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
going mental currently about to choose options and cant decide between ones that would be benifitial for marine biology or screenwriting 😭
February 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
im giggling 😭 this is what happens when you give teenage girls a comment section, internet and a pic of their fav celebrity
February 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i wokpe up after getting drunk and thirdwheeling my gay bsf i woke up in the shower and i cant fund them send help 😟
February 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"i think its that little australian film maker you like??" thanks mum 😭 @conanthecontrarian.bsky.social
February 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
bruh my dumbass just took a nap on white pillowcases with freshly dyed hair
February 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
imagine being in school rn loosers (i wish i went in theres nobody to talk to im going insane help)
February 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM