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kelasmash.bsky.social
Kela Smash
@kelasmash.bsky.social
disabled queer poly kinky leftist trans woman gamer, she/her

I play games, have opinions, and shitpost.

I stream on YouTube.com/@KelaSmash. Finished streams are there. Probably going to start posting excerpts.

Signal is kela.42 - text me some war plans
Hey if you missed my first stream in a MONTH last night, just because it was unannounced and started in the wee hours of my side of the pond, you missed the party! My archived streams are all there at youtube.com/@kelasmash/streams if you want to check them out.

#BG3 #PartyTime #Excellent #DnD5e
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
By the goddex I love living in a place where the bumper stickers are like this
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
October 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
We bring this up every time they say shit about bathrooms. Are these "men*" ever going to clue in to the fact they're peeing next to trans dudes every day?

#*inTheAltText #TransMascInvisibility
October 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I ain’t into dudes but I probably would

#MyBoiClark #240LbsOfKansasBeef
#RaisedRight
September 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
September 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
August 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
@chucktingle.bsky.social #LuckyDay #Buckeroo #ThirdPlaceBooks #LakeForestPark #ThirdPlaceCommons #Nightfire #TOR

So fucking excited to have met this amazing human! Best author event ever!
August 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
August 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
August 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
♩♫ and the girl in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz ♬♪

#SL #SecondLife #VirtualPhotography #VP #SLVP #BallroomBlitz #MixAndMatchFashion #Le'La #GGVG
August 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
♩♫ and the girl in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz ♬♪

#SecondLife #BallroomBlitz #VirtualPhotography #MixAndMatchFashion
August 13, 2025 at 8:54 AM
August 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
You really have to ask at this point
August 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
@worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com I love this patch, but this bugs me on a perhaps pedantic level. How does void leave a presence, faint or otherwise? <3

#WoW #TWW #TheWarWithin #PatchDay #ElevenPointTwo #GhostsOfK'aresh #IW'asn'tAw'are'TilNowWeC'oul'dPutAp'ostro'ph'esInH'ash'tags

@tande.tv
August 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
They absolutely do not
August 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
And they did it all, especially the hurting other people, in the name of Jesus.
July 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
VICTORY! And no, I didn't stream it bc I wasn't feeling like it. But I shared this victory with my dear family of guildies, like we always do. Are we slower than others? yes. Are we happier than others? Usually. <3 #Reciprocity #AOTC #Gallywhacked
July 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
July 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
July 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Watch out for patriarchy’s lies, my cisters. Come to us, we will give you the truth.

#Cisters
July 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The friend I had this conversation with much prefers Copilot's first whack at this before I refined the prompt to look more like what I had in my head. She says my version looks like Bruce Willis.
July 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
So last night I was trying to remember the name of Carol Kane's character in "The Princess Bride" and I said to my friend "you know, Mad Max's wife" instead of MIRACLE Max, which of course conjured this in my brain and now I want a later chapter where Kane plays her as old Furiosa
July 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM