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kelasmash.bsky.social
Kela Smash
@kelasmash.bsky.social
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disabled queer poly kinky leftist trans woman gamer, she/her

I play games, have opinions, and shitpost.

I stream on YouTube.com/@KelaSmash. Finished streams are there. Probably going to start posting excerpts.

Signal is kela.42 - text me some war plans
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kelasmash.bsky.social
Hey if you missed my first stream in a MONTH last night, just because it was unannounced and started in the wee hours of my side of the pond, you missed the party! My archived streams are all there at youtube.com/@kelasmash/streams if you want to check them out.

#BG3 #PartyTime #Excellent #DnD5e
This is a screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3, taken in the Mountain Pass map on the overlook to the canyon. Our adventuring party, having decide to make camp for the day, are engaging in Camp Dance. Well, I say our party, but Shadowheart stands in the background, still in her armor and making a "what are you guys doing" face with her arms bent at the elbows, hands raised. The rest of us are already in our camp clothes. Lae'zel and I (the large purple female Mephistopheles tiefling at center) are performing the same modern dance move, raising the roof while kicking up our right legs, facing stage left. My delightful girlfriend, Gwen, a pale skinned half elf faces me towards stage right, beginning to do the ancient breakdancing maneuver, The Wave. Between Lae'zel and I, the quasit Shovel is doing jazz hands. Lae'zel, a githyanki with green skin with black markings and red hair, wears the tight and revealing black leather camp clothes she comes with. I, currently named Treesha Scratchbane (I change almost every play session to reflect an injoke), purple with a long tail and long multicolored (purples, blues and lilacs) hair, am wearing the sexy black leather camp clothes I took of Minthara's corpse (the best reason to kill her.) Gwen's character Cioran, the pale half-elf with long blonde hair with two thin decorative braids on left and right, is wearing a rich maroon velvet tunic with tight brown pants. To her stage left Shadowheart is back behind the dance line, wearing her Luminous Armor that we just found, a mixture of reds, browns and dull metal. Her signature long braided black hair is trimmed in silver and onyx and the ponytail lays forward across her right shoulder. Shovel, of course, is naked.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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@blizzard.com! @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com! NO! *sprays vigorously with water bottle* BAD! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! *squirts*

#Blizzard #WoW #TWW #Warcraft #TaurenDraneiSolidarity #SaveTheHooves #WhatIsItWithYouAndFeet #Xal'atoes #WikiFeetIsWatching
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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#AltText #WoW #TWW #LegionRemix
[Kelafic]: so my brain just served up "i wonder if someone has written nelf/ naga slash" [ Kelafic]: and thereby i have accidentally invoked Rule 34 [Malandras]: el oh el Kelafic]: i should proabbly get off the timewalker [Rhodaria]: aye [Edovard]: With that fanfic you could [Kelafic]: *rimshot* for bonus fun, the ai overview i am inflicted with when I use Google Lens to pull the text out of an image for these alt texts correctly identified that it was world of warcraft the first time it ran, when I got the actual text for above. When I went back, it had lost the plot. Here's what it said: Kelafic]: so my brain just served up "i wonder if someone has written nelf/ naga slash" [ Kelafic]: and thereby i have accidentally invoked Rule 34 [Malandras]: el oh el Kelafic]: i should proabbly get off the timewalker [Rhodaria]: aye [Edovard]: With that fanfic you could [Kelafic]: *rimshot*
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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By the goddex I love living in a place where the bumper stickers are like this
Photo I took at a stop sign of a gold Hyundai Tucson in front of me festooned with bumper stickers reading MAKE FASCISM WRONG AGAIN DICTATOR OR DEMOCRACY THAT'S THE CHOICE RESIST FASCISM WHEN FASCISM COMES TO AMERICA IT WILL BE WRAPPED IN THE FLAG AND CARRYING A CROSS - SINCLAIR LENS
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
kelasmash.bsky.social
douglas.w.anderson The Affordable Care Act is fifteen years old, which explains why Republicans are trying to fuck it.
October 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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We bring this up every time they say shit about bathrooms. Are these "men*" ever going to clue in to the fact they're peeing next to trans dudes every day?

#*inTheAltText #TransMascInvisibility
A meme from presumably X given the blue verify check, from a person who is presumably either the left or right human, or the blue stuffy pictured named evan loves worf @esjesjesj on white with black sans serif arial text reading: Conservatives: trans women must use the men's bathroom! Trans men: So we have to use the women's bathroom? Conservatives: who the fuck are you *as promised. I put the word men in quotes because they are not, nor do they even understand the concept of, real men. They could ask the swol dude in the stall next door, though.
October 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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I ain’t into dudes but I probably would

#MyBoiClark #240LbsOfKansasBeef
#RaisedRight
stinson-png "Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day" You fuckin CLOWNS think you're a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you're a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal. bairnsidhe Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 Ibs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he's nice. Y'all ain't Clark Kent. chaosinacoffeecup I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast. therobotmonster "barely a Guy Gardner" is the sickest comics related burn I've heard to date.
September 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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@alokvmenon.bsky.social is #goals
You clearly do not have the body for this dress! YUCK! 1d Reply Message alokmenon Hi friend! You clearly have the need for my love! I'm sorry that shame has recruited you in the service of its shenanigans. We both know this dress has no opinions about my body. You do. We both know that your thoughts aren't about what I look like, they're about what you feel like. There's a difference. You want to know what's not a cute look? You working as a publicist for fatphobia and sexism for free! You are worth so much more than that. You are an every day miracle: divine, transcendental. I'm sorry you've been made to lose sight of that. Hatred is love that has lost its way. Style tip: redirect your passion away from me and back to you and I promise you won't only look better, but feel it, too.
September 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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#GuildWars2 #Sylvari #MidnightHunter #Caithe'sPlace
a picture of my avatar standing in the Dreamer's Terrace wearing the midnight hunter outfit. i'm sorry, i don't have the chops to describe it well right now but it's pretty with flowers and light and stuff. and i'm in magenta and purple and blue.
August 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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@chucktingle.bsky.social #LuckyDay #Buckeroo #ThirdPlaceBooks #LakeForestPark #ThirdPlaceCommons #Nightfire #TOR

So fucking excited to have met this amazing human! Best author event ever!
August 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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#TrueFacts
In authoritarian systems, a "test city" often serves as the proving ground for tactics later applied nationwide. D.C. is an ideal choice for such a trial: a majority-Black city without voting representation in Congress, making it politically vulnerable and symbolically potent. Bondi stood beside Trump with a list of other cities-Baltimore, Chicago, Detroit— implicitly marked as next in line. The message was clear: if your local government "won't exercise control," the federal government will. Trump's comment that officers would be "authorized to do whatever the hell they want" sends an unmistakable signal that constitutional protections, due process, and judicial oversight are optional.
August 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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#TrueFacts
quasi-normalcy Seguir • The fact that you can't raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn't be allowed to exist in the first place. quasi-normalcy • I'd just like to point out that every single thing that has happened in the 6 years since I created this post has only reinscribed its absolute moral correctness in my mind. • 339.956 notas
August 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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♩♫ and the girl in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz ♬♪

#SL #SecondLife #VirtualPhotography #VP #SLVP #BallroomBlitz #MixAndMatchFashion #Le'La #GGVG
A blue-skinned, purple-haired character with curved horns (it me, i'm character) stands poised at the base of a grand marble staircase. She wears an elegant, floor-length black gown with a high slit revealing part of her leg, and a fitted collar trimmed in silver. Intricate bracers cover her forearms, and faint, glowing purple butterfly tattoos are visible on her arms and face. The staircase behind her has gray stone steps and ornate white balustrades, flanked by two marble columns with decorative hanging lanterns in golden cages. The lighting is soft, giving the scene a regal and slightly fantastical atmosphere.
August 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
♩♫ and the girl in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz ♬♪

#SecondLife #BallroomBlitz #VirtualPhotography #MixAndMatchFashion
August 13, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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meatball-slut: Reminder for Trans Women You don't have to be hyper feminine to be valid. All women wear baggie ratty clothes that are comfy sometimes or all the time. All women go to the store or go to work without makeup or just never really wear makeup if it's not really her. All women forego nail polish at times. Hyper femininity is a lot of work and as a woman you're allowed to just *be*. All the femininity you need is inside you and may those that want to take that away from you lose their voice irrevocably before they can try.
August 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
You really have to ask at this point
NEWS WIRE NewsWire @NewsWire_US U.S. TO ANNOUNCE PLANS TO BUILD NUCLEAR REACTOR ON MOON. Sparrowboy @RealSparrrowboy Jesus fucking Christ how many kids he touch
August 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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@worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com I love this patch, but this bugs me on a perhaps pedantic level. How does void leave a presence, faint or otherwise? <3

#WoW #TWW #TheWarWithin #PatchDay #ElevenPointTwo #GhostsOfK'aresh #IW'asn'tAw'are'TilNowWeC'oul'dPutAp'ostro'ph'esInH'ash'tags

@tande.tv
A screenshot of quest text that appears on the screen in the new World of Warcraft The War Within patch 11.2, Ghosts of K'aresh. The background is the city of Taz'avesh, which has been relocated to K'aresh, the homeworld of both the ethereals and brokers, who were K'areshi all along! The city and soundcape gives "steampunk bureaucracy." The text reads: The faint presence of the Void trails off into the city.
August 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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They absolutely do not
Young Conservatives @ YoungCons Party like it's 1928!! Republicans control - Senate - House - Maj. of Governors - Supreme Court pick - Presidency This hasn't happened since 1928 brooke b @thisisbrookeb do they know what happened in 1929
August 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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And they did it all, especially the hurting other people, in the name of Jesus.
When the American empire finally collapses, historians won't be stunned by the greed of the elite; They'll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor. The working class didn't just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them. They slashed their own benefits, gutted their own healthcare, and cheered while the rich wrote off private jets as tax deductions. Not because it helped them. But because they were told it would hurt someone else. And that, right there, is how you rig a democracy without ever breaking a single law.
July 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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VICTORY! And no, I didn't stream it bc I wasn't feeling like it. But I shared this victory with my dear family of guildies, like we always do. Are we slower than others? yes. Are we happier than others? Usually. <3 #Reciprocity #AOTC #Gallywhacked
a screenshot of the achievements panel for yours truly in WoW, showing the achievement Ahead of the Curve: Chrome King Gallywix (we killed the last boss of the Undermine raid on heroic mode before the new raid tier dropped)
July 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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let my people glo @MichellCClark I hope we raise a generation that refuses to accept "that's just how things are" as a valid explanation for preventable suffering. May they inherit the courage to question everything we've normalized.
July 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Good Question.

#Tulsa #Rosewood #WhyDoesAmericaDestroyBlackCommunites
#altText
Black bold sans serif text on white above a black and white photograph. The text reads: I had someone ask, "Why don't Black people just build their own communities?" We did. We have. Again and again. From Black Wall Street in Tulsa to Rosewood, to thriving Black neighborhoods in cities across America, we built banks, schools, hospitals, and businesses. And every time we rose, THEY came with fire, bombs, and bulldozers. Not because we were failing, but because we were flourishing. So stop asking why we don't build. Start asking: Why does America keep destroying what we build? This is attributed in italics underneath to @ajgpromo The photograph is, I assume, of Tulsa, Oklahoma burning when it was bombed. I have to assume because I'm white and this shit was actively concealed from me in my education and I had to find out from watching "Watchmen" on HBO. If you don't know about the Tulsa bombing, you should go watch the scenes they filmed for Watchmen. I'm sure you can find the relevant period scenes on youtube. Watch them because you need to feel the visceral terror and horror of it. You might also look into how every hydroelectric / river rerouting / lake making project in American history somehow manages to flood a Black community.
July 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Watch out for patriarchy’s lies, my cisters. Come to us, we will give you the truth.

#Cisters
sprocketdoe 5:31 PM The other day, a young cis woman posted to a trans fem forum: "My boyfriend says that, when it comes to pain, 'blue balls for guys is the equivalent of childbirth for women.' That didn't sound right to me, but I don't trust men to tell me the truth about it." About two hundred of us set her straight, let her know just how horrifically she was being coerced. Now she's planning on dumping him. So much transphobic propaganda these days is focused on convincing cis women to hate and fear us. THIS is why. Cishet men DON'T want conversations like these to happen.
July 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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The friend I had this conversation with much prefers Copilot's first whack at this before I refined the prompt to look more like what I had in my head. She says my version looks like Bruce Willis.
Basically the same poster, except Carol Kane has her iconic curly blonde hair, the shoulder armor is on the correct arm, and the more i look at it the more she was right, damn it.
July 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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So last night I was trying to remember the name of Carol Kane's character in "The Princess Bride" and I said to my friend "you know, Mad Max's wife" instead of MIRACLE Max, which of course conjured this in my brain and now I want a later chapter where Kane plays her as old Furiosa
ai bullshit poster of actress Carol Kane as the Furiosa character. It's her, but with the short hair and black paint on the forehead and around the eyes, wiht the signature shoulder plate rigging and her mechanical arm (the *wrong* arm, mind you, because this is ai bullshit) done in the whole orange/yellow/sepia style of their posters, with a mad max armored car in the foreground (made small and on the road, but kidn of fading into the character part, it's well done for AI bullshit, I have to admit.) Am I a horrible person for using AI image generation? Probably. If I am ever doing anything for me, I commission an artist. I have several commissioned pieces hanging in my home. And I'm not paying for image generation, this came from Copilot which was installed on my machine against my will by Microsuck.
July 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM