Kelby
@kelbypup.bsky.social
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Sailors Know Rum Keeps The Cold Out. A Tiki Cocktail making, Running, Sailing, Skiing, Music Performing Siberian Husky working as a Union Stagehand and Sound Engineer living outside of Annapolis, MD
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Pictures of yourself on the wall. Seems pretty egotistical to me. Like pecking at a mirror while squawking pretty bird. =P
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Nothing says Midwest middle-aged gay sex like a big bottle of lube and diet Vernors.
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I have completed my 96 hour work week. Many nights of <5 hours of sleep. Time to get padded and sleep for the next 24 hours.
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Aww. Did puppy get a new bandana and a treat?
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What was the run? How’d it go? Did you get your reward diaper after?
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That sounds pretty darn sweet. And yah cream of coconut requires shaking to get foamy which helps with the texture.
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Today I woke up with massive big wolf energy. I just wanted to fuck and breed the hell out of a lesser being. Pulled dick through my leg gathers and bred my plushie for awhile. Then humped into my soggy diaper and let it all loose with some loud growls. #nsfw #diaperfur
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It is so wild to think those are all different types of diaper options aimed specifically at pants wetters like us. Like how did we get here?
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You all wanna know how I feel about the current economy?

I’m checking my checking, savings, investment, and retirement accounts every 4 hours.
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I love this kind of history. People, places, the way they lived, and the like is so much more interesting then anything taught in my education. Wars, generals, and how many died is a terrible way to think about it how we got here. Learning about people and their collective ingenuity is fascinating.
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I bought the bottle randomly and then the book. The book is a history of London Dock Rum (Navy Rum) from 1776 till 1970. The book is partially written by the master distiller of the bottle. The bottle uses historic techniques to make a one time limited edition version of the described rum.
A rum bottle with gold logo of Planteray Navy Rum.  And a book “The Rum Never Sets” with a picture of the trade London Docks on its cover.
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How did you make it this far in life if you’ve never truly lived?
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You filk all the lyrics. I’ll sing it next year. =)
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There is an alternative furry art hosting site, inkbunny, but because it’s so permissive to content it’s been labeled as problematic by the community for the more extreme versions of the art that continually gets censored on other platforms.
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I’m going to take my EPEE to the STY while singing an ARIA”.
-IDK some crossword writer probably
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It’s like a Long *Tropical* Island. Just a spash anything not liquor.
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Neat. Is it clarified lime? That color is not what I’d expect.
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I suppose it took me about 5 days to get on West Coast time. It’s fitting that I can’t sleep till 2 am on the East Coast 3 days after our return.
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Love it. I can’t remember who it was but that sounds like a job for the construction worker Dino bab I saw running around.
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I take the bottom bunk! Love sleeping in my own little cave.
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I hear there’s a place called Trader Sam’s Enchanted Tiki Bar there. Maybe they have some good “food”.
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Sounds like you need to start load-out early.
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To answer an important question: Yes, you can get a Mai Tai at 8am at SJC airport. This is a Pilo Pilo the signature drink here.
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We actually walked that beach today too. And went to the great tiki bar on the pier.
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All I gotta do is walk through the lobby. BDF all day every day at BFC.