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The KellerBee
@kellerbee.bsky.social
77 followers 270 following 160 posts
Everyone's favorite Bee 🐝 #Vtuber
He/Him Ace/Aro
Ready to have fun and make friends!
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I'm trying to get better at cooking so I want to document my journey as I try meal kits to improve.

I am giving myself a C+. I lost the Garlic and added too much water so had to improvise on the sauce.
EveryPlate card for creamy lemon herb chicken. Below the card is a picture of a meal container with an attempt at the meal below. If you are using a screen reader, I don't really know how to quantify the level of difference between the two plates. Like you could pick them out of a lineup together but it's definitely a case of you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.
October 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I got a really fun collab(Kellab if you will) idea
Group shot of all current Kellerbee models(ChiBee, Cursed Keller, KellerSock, KellerBee, Crayon Keller)
October 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I love reading YouTube comments
Screenshot of an exchange in YouTube comments Scottielover: I loved this TV show. InspirationalHorseShoe: No you didn't Scottielover: WTF do you know? InspirationalHorseShoe: I know that you don't love this TV show
August 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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It's finally time to debut my new Vtuber Model!

Will be live on twitch.tv/thekellerbee tonight with it. Will show off the toggles and then switch to an as of yet undecided game.
Preview image with a close up of the new models eyes and the text "New Model Debut Tonight 7:30PM CST"
August 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I don't deserve this.
Captain Picard with the text "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is Getting an upset tummy from eating oatmeal"
June 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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In my own lane and thriving.
A burger with a couple bites in a shower.
April 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Thanks for dropping by. Real new model coming soon!
April 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Debuting my new model tonight on stream then playing some Fall Guys!

Going live at 7:30PM CST
April 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Don't you ever correct me again.
Screenshot of a post saying "If I was a car I would" with "was a" underlined as incorrect and suggesting "was in a" instead.
March 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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I don't know how people have the energy to make their bed every morning.
Instruction booklet for building a bed.
March 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Eat my shorts, Gravity
Photo taken from an airplane.
March 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Tier list based on how devot a Christian each Mario character would be.
S tier: Kamek, Toad, Wario, Baby Luigi, Toadette A tier: Dry Bones, Rosalina, Lakitu, Daisy, Bowser, Baby Mario B tier: Donkey Kong, Goomba, Mario, Peach, Metal Peach?, Morton, Ludwig C Tier: Koopa, Hammer Bro, Pauline, Piranha Plant, Luigi, Wendy, Larry D tier: Bowser Jr, Diddy Kong, Shy Guy, King Boo, Petey Piranha, Birdo, Waluigi, Yoshi, Metal Mario, Iggy, Roy, Lemmy
March 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I'm an adult.
Google search for "why do my shoes come untied"
January 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Me when I'm behind a car going 10 under the speed limit.
Screenshot from Spongebob with Patrick encouraging Rocky the 'snail' during the snail race and saying "It's okay, Rocky. You go when you feel like it." Rocky is not a snail. He is a rock.
December 17, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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But what about your podcast!?
Parody of the logo for the "Talk Tuah" podcast with Peter Falk replacing Hailey
December 13, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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My ads are getting a little too targeted.
An ad for Ritz crackers showing them being dipped into a yellow candle
November 30, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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Tag yourself
A picture of the old food pyramid
November 27, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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Breaking Bad screenshot where Skylar confronts Jesse for selling weed to her husband. The caption now reads "Do not tell my wife to eat silica gel packets" but I want people to know that they can totally eat silica gel. It's non toxic! The CDC says you're allowed to! They specify small amounts. But like you won't die. Doesn't that just excite you? It says do not eat but you can eat. You've always been able to eat. Don't click away. You clicked on the alt text. You are my prisoner. I have you for another 1400 characters if I so please. I don't please, so I will wrap up here soon. I had to edit the number of characters left because I did the exact number originally and it was accidentally a Nazi dog whistle so I just also want to take this time to say, Fuck Nazis. Don't expect this kinda effort in future alt texts. I'll just include the relevant info but I wanted to treat my screen reader homies to some quality content. Well, I think it's quality. You may be loathing me for the minute I took. Might be a good time to take a screen break. But hey since you're here. You wanna like this post? Maybe retweet it? I wouldn't say no to a follow. No pressure but I will cry if you don't. Okay I won't cry. But I will get giddy if you do. That I can promise. Anyway, I probably should say for legal reasons don't eat silica gel but I'll just blame the CDC for any issues.
November 27, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Randomized Fusion Nuzlocke is a go! (for real this time I fixed the issues, I promise)

live now twitch.tv/thekellerbee
Thumbnail featuring the Kellerbee and several fused Pokemon.
November 27, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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Joseph Smith after finding some gold plates.
Screenshot from the movie Morbius but instead of the caption saying "It's Morbin Time" it now says "It's Mormon time."
November 26, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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Our Elden Ring journey continues! I won't let my coach @sadellight.bsky.social down!
November 23, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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Doing some more webfishin with @kirbgonefishin.bsky.social
live now on twitch.tv/thekellerbee
November 21, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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For the little Jacob that couldn't and for the big Jacob who still hasn't. Tonight I am beating The Lion King. Starting at 5PM CST on twitch.tv/thekellerbee
Sign from The Simpsons that originally says "Don't Forget You're Here Forever but with my own baby photos covering it up to instead say "Do It For Him" The original image was about Maggie Simpson and said "Do It For Her" so I had to edit it.
November 19, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Never forget what they took from you.
Map of Pangea
November 18, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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When I take my glasses off at night, I put them on my Squishmellow.
Squishmellow wearing glasse4s
November 18, 2024 at 3:56 AM