Ryan Kellerman
@kellerman.bsky.social
Tech and Music Nerd stuff
You may be losing your grip on reality. 😬
January 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
You may be losing your grip on reality. 😬
How them Epstein files coming along?
January 4, 2026 at 1:49 AM
How them Epstein files coming along?
Hey that's not fair. It's not the racism of the klan, it's more the casual ignorant racism of one of your uncles.
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Hey that's not fair. It's not the racism of the klan, it's more the casual ignorant racism of one of your uncles.
Ha, this is great without knowing the context.
January 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Ha, this is great without knowing the context.
"killed all the puppies..."
California's carpets are finally safe from this scourge.
California's carpets are finally safe from this scourge.
December 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"killed all the puppies..."
California's carpets are finally safe from this scourge.
California's carpets are finally safe from this scourge.
AI's greatest sin may be exposing how big of suckers we are to fall for such obvious clanker slop.
December 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
AI's greatest sin may be exposing how big of suckers we are to fall for such obvious clanker slop.
It must have been 2, obviously.
December 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It must have been 2, obviously.
Oof, sorry man. If I knew something about college sports I'd try to ask you something happier. Hell, if you were an NFL/Bears fan right now you'd have no choice but to be irrationally happy.
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Oof, sorry man. If I knew something about college sports I'd try to ask you something happier. Hell, if you were an NFL/Bears fan right now you'd have no choice but to be irrationally happy.
"Oh look, this score and all these instrumental parts fell off the back of a truck. Guess we can perform it to our heart's content now."
Is that the gist of it?
Is that the gist of it?
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
"Oh look, this score and all these instrumental parts fell off the back of a truck. Guess we can perform it to our heart's content now."
Is that the gist of it?
Is that the gist of it?
"can lead to" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"can lead to" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
Cool Minecraft base.
October 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Cool Minecraft base.
You're alright man. Happy to be a dumpee. ☺️
June 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You're alright man. Happy to be a dumpee. ☺️
It's not just other men, but some women too. Doing things like talking about their boyfriend crying giving them the ick and whatnot. 🤦
June 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's not just other men, but some women too. Doing things like talking about their boyfriend crying giving them the ick and whatnot. 🤦
In the patriarchy, this is the only emotion men are allowed.
June 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
In the patriarchy, this is the only emotion men are allowed.
If they don't we should start our own hall of fame. It'll be 27 corridors full of awesome and they'll be sad they're not part of it.
May 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
If they don't we should start our own hall of fame. It'll be 27 corridors full of awesome and they'll be sad they're not part of it.
I asked Canva's gen AI to give me Pope Benedict dunking...it seems the answer is no. Also they lowered the hoop for him. Smh.
April 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I asked Canva's gen AI to give me Pope Benedict dunking...it seems the answer is no. Also they lowered the hoop for him. Smh.
What do penguins export?
April 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
What do penguins export?
I feel a sense of dread just looking at this. In about 20 minutes I'm going to feel like jamming an icepick into my head.
April 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I feel a sense of dread just looking at this. In about 20 minutes I'm going to feel like jamming an icepick into my head.