KellybeeHTX
@kellybeehtx.bsky.social
Semi-retired Boomer, Native Texan, & Air Force vet who cracks wise about politics, pop culture and Life. A fan of film, books, comics, classic TV, Star Trek, Astros, Texans, Rockets and Arsenal. Proud to say I've NEVER voted for the orange felon...3 times.
And...the current iteration of the Houston Texans is the second pro football team to bear that name...there's this short-lived World Football League gem from the 1970s
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
And...the current iteration of the Houston Texans is the second pro football team to bear that name...there's this short-lived World Football League gem from the 1970s
These Are the Voyages…in a galaxy far, far away…
a man in a star trek uniform is sitting in front of a control panel
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December 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
These Are the Voyages…in a galaxy far, far away…
Funny how this “court hijacking” never took place (on this scale, anyway) until the Worst Person to Ever Become President of the United States came along.
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Funny how this “court hijacking” never took place (on this scale, anyway) until the Worst Person to Ever Become President of the United States came along.
She’s the Queen Amidala of First Ladies…you never know if you’re getting the real Melania or the fake one.
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
She’s the Queen Amidala of First Ladies…you never know if you’re getting the real Melania or the fake one.
Is The Orange Menace even aware that many of the brown people he’s busy persecuting are soccer fans?
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Is The Orange Menace even aware that many of the brown people he’s busy persecuting are soccer fans?
Hey, no fair! Governor Newsome prolly doesn’t even shop at Kohl’s! I, on the other hand…
a woman carrying shopping bags in a parking lot with the words just got a few things above her
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December 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Hey, no fair! Governor Newsome prolly doesn’t even shop at Kohl’s! I, on the other hand…
I’ve become a huge fan of professional soccer in the last decade, particularly in England and Europe.
FIFA? Not so much.
FIFA? Not so much.
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’ve become a huge fan of professional soccer in the last decade, particularly in England and Europe.
FIFA? Not so much.
FIFA? Not so much.
Thanks for posting this article.
I spent some time in (then) West Germany in 1977-78 while serving in the USAF. Things certainly have changed since then.
I spent some time in (then) West Germany in 1977-78 while serving in the USAF. Things certainly have changed since then.
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Thanks for posting this article.
I spent some time in (then) West Germany in 1977-78 while serving in the USAF. Things certainly have changed since then.
I spent some time in (then) West Germany in 1977-78 while serving in the USAF. Things certainly have changed since then.
I can't decide which is more pathetic...a corrupt organization handing out a silly participation trophy, or the corrupt man-baby who think's he's won a great prize.
ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and orange gloves
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December 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I can't decide which is more pathetic...a corrupt organization handing out a silly participation trophy, or the corrupt man-baby who think's he's won a great prize.
🎶...and the grift goes on...🎶
a man and a woman are standing next to each other with their arms crossed in a black and white photo .
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December 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
🎶...and the grift goes on...🎶
Will’s years-ago description of Trump is still a classic…”a bloviating ignoramus”
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Will’s years-ago description of Trump is still a classic…”a bloviating ignoramus”
The Grapes of Wrath of Khan
Bad Day at Black School of Rock
The Lost Weekend at Bernie’s
An Affair to Remember the Titans
Bad Day at Black School of Rock
The Lost Weekend at Bernie’s
An Affair to Remember the Titans
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Grapes of Wrath of Khan
Bad Day at Black School of Rock
The Lost Weekend at Bernie’s
An Affair to Remember the Titans
Bad Day at Black School of Rock
The Lost Weekend at Bernie’s
An Affair to Remember the Titans
"Nudnick" too.
kermit the frog from the sesame street is looking at the camera with a black background
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December 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
"Nudnick" too.
Ted just can’t help himself…sucking up is his only real talent.
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ted just can’t help himself…sucking up is his only real talent.
Boy, when Sluggo starts quoting Dorothy Parker, you know sh*t is getting real…
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Boy, when Sluggo starts quoting Dorothy Parker, you know sh*t is getting real…
No, I'll coach Penn State...as long as my contract sez I can coach the Nittany Lions in a CFP playoff game even if I've already accepted another HC job.
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
No, I'll coach Penn State...as long as my contract sez I can coach the Nittany Lions in a CFP playoff game even if I've already accepted another HC job.
"Baghdad Boobs"?
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December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"Baghdad Boobs"?
Leavitt’s “press briefings” make me think of a song from the late Dave Frishberg:
youtu.be/WB_qZWor_gY?...
youtu.be/WB_qZWor_gY?...
Blizzard Of Lies (Vocal)
YouTube video by Dave Frishberg - Topic
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December 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Leavitt’s “press briefings” make me think of a song from the late Dave Frishberg:
youtu.be/WB_qZWor_gY?...
youtu.be/WB_qZWor_gY?...
…and Texas A&M Football is not. What a strange world college football has become.
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
…and Texas A&M Football is not. What a strange world college football has become.
Archie was a shameless ho…Betty didn’t know that he had tasted Veronica’s A-A-A-H AHAAAA earlier that day.
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Archie was a shameless ho…Betty didn’t know that he had tasted Veronica’s A-A-A-H AHAAAA earlier that day.
What about the “Most Ex-Wives Buried at a Golf Course” Championship?
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What about the “Most Ex-Wives Buried at a Golf Course” Championship?
I dare anyone to name a Trump appointee who’s actually qualified to do his or her job…
a woman in a judge 's gown says i dare you
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November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I dare anyone to name a Trump appointee who’s actually qualified to do his or her job…
Then get out of the kitchen, Squeaker Johnson…go back home and teach Sunday school.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Then get out of the kitchen, Squeaker Johnson…go back home and teach Sunday school.