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My theater only has 9 screens and isn't showing it. And I live in Magastan lol
January 29, 2026 at 7:27 PM
My theater only has 9 screens and isn't showing it. And I live in Magastan lol
Right...are we sure that's a glove? 😬
January 28, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Right...are we sure that's a glove? 😬
Nice threat from a doofus whose voice cracks like a 13 year old pubescent
January 27, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Nice threat from a doofus whose voice cracks like a 13 year old pubescent
Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
January 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
True to form
January 21, 2026 at 7:46 PM
True to form
Like when he accepted a Purple Heart he didn't earn. He's vulgarian garbage. He'll get a little high off of stolen valor, but he'll never be satisfied.
January 15, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Like when he accepted a Purple Heart he didn't earn. He's vulgarian garbage. He'll get a little high off of stolen valor, but he'll never be satisfied.
I'm so hooked on this but damn if I don't get frustrated!
January 11, 2026 at 8:21 AM
I'm so hooked on this but damn if I don't get frustrated!
He's building a fortified bunker/residential palace. Doesn't plan on leaving. He'll try a coup again, guaranteed, unless he's even more cognitively debilitated by then. Come on brain plaque, you got this.
January 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
He's building a fortified bunker/residential palace. Doesn't plan on leaving. He'll try a coup again, guaranteed, unless he's even more cognitively debilitated by then. Come on brain plaque, you got this.
But he's for the people! Looking out for the little guy! (Strong sarcasm if not obvious)
January 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
But he's for the people! Looking out for the little guy! (Strong sarcasm if not obvious)
Don't bother telling Katy Tur. She's on team trump
January 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Don't bother telling Katy Tur. She's on team trump
WHITE PEOPLE: You are not under the radar. You have no white privilege. If you oppose ICE/trump you are seen as a race traitor and deserve what's coming to you. The trump regime are eugenisists and will purge undesirable white people. I'm white and I know this.
January 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
WHITE PEOPLE: You are not under the radar. You have no white privilege. If you oppose ICE/trump you are seen as a race traitor and deserve what's coming to you. The trump regime are eugenisists and will purge undesirable white people. I'm white and I know this.
An immature man-child who is enraged that a woman defied him
January 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
An immature man-child who is enraged that a woman defied him
Fitting for a FUCKING QUACK WANNABE DOCTOR
January 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Fitting for a FUCKING QUACK WANNABE DOCTOR
Pardoning the crypto money launderers and drug traffickers pretty much spells it out for us all. He wants his cut. Mafia style governance, just like his hero putin
January 4, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Pardoning the crypto money launderers and drug traffickers pretty much spells it out for us all. He wants his cut. Mafia style governance, just like his hero putin
Doctors are elitist assholes who just want to flaunt their silly medical training. I'll bet they can't even identify a giraffe or remember 3 words like Dear Leader!! That's the real genius-level stuff.
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Doctors are elitist assholes who just want to flaunt their silly medical training. I'll bet they can't even identify a giraffe or remember 3 words like Dear Leader!! That's the real genius-level stuff.
That's for them. Pillsbury for me, Great Value for thee.
December 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
That's for them. Pillsbury for me, Great Value for thee.
"Uhhh, all we have in stock is on the shelf. Sorry."
December 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
"Uhhh, all we have in stock is on the shelf. Sorry."
They're out of the good ones at this stage of the game 😆
December 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
They're out of the good ones at this stage of the game 😆
Whoever runs on the "Make the White House Elegant Again" agenda gets my vote.
December 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Whoever runs on the "Make the White House Elegant Again" agenda gets my vote.
He does. He's a very sick, psychologically broken man
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
He does. He's a very sick, psychologically broken man
Hey, what's that drone doing my hou-
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hey, what's that drone doing my hou-
