Dearest Diary, the news of the world has reached me, and thus I have learned that the self-proclaimed king of the Americas is plotting a takeover of The Land Of Greenery. What madness is this? To what end?

Dear Diary, it appears so many in our society had been instructed theoretically in their religion, but have not brought it into practice.

Dearest Diary,
News of the World has word that the leader of the Americas has declared himself to be the king. It is disconcerting in ways I cannot express properly in this letter.

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Dearest Diary, I admit I find myself floundering here at the Skies of Blue. I do not yet know how to locate those in my peerage. Also, I find the limiting 300 characters tedious, as my pen’s ink does not wish to be stifled.

Dear Diary, We
viewed a celebration of a 50 years old theatre filled ancient actors performing for a live audience, though the vulgarity prompted the maiden Pippa to take to her bedchamber. Duke Adam of Sandler brought lumps to our throats and Sir John of Mulaney brought me merriment as per usual

Dear Diary, News of the World continues to befuddle me. I have wandered down a rabbit’s burrow. Whom is the villain, is it Countess Blake of Lively or Lord Justin of Baldoni? Nevertheless, there is a subject all the land agrees upon, that the miscreant Kan of Ye has misplaced his scruples entirely.