🇨🇦Jack Kelly🇨🇦
@kellyjack399.bsky.social
Currently an elevator mechanic in Ontario. Retired nuclear worker
Husband and father, Union activist. Dog and cat guy.
Proud Canadian 🇨🇦, American xpat
No DMs please
Husband and father, Union activist. Dog and cat guy.
Proud Canadian 🇨🇦, American xpat
No DMs please
I think microphones have magnets in them, and nobody knows how magnets work...
December 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I think microphones have magnets in them, and nobody knows how magnets work...
Reposted by 🇨🇦Jack Kelly🇨🇦
BREAKING NEWS: The CDC has renamed anal warts as “Trump bumps”…
December 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
BREAKING NEWS: The CDC has renamed anal warts as “Trump bumps”…
Math is hard, but I'm with ya!
December 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Math is hard, but I'm with ya!
Last time I drove to the end of the island it looked like all of it was turned into boat slips. All very large boats
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Last time I drove to the end of the island it looked like all of it was turned into boat slips. All very large boats
Reposted by 🇨🇦Jack Kelly🇨🇦
Amazing how “move fast and break things” quietly became “test on the public without consent.”
No safety driver.
No democratic approval.
No accountability when it fails.
This isn’t innovation — it’s beta-testing on pedestrians.
Humans are not QA.
No safety driver.
No democratic approval.
No accountability when it fails.
This isn’t innovation — it’s beta-testing on pedestrians.
Humans are not QA.
Tesla Recall Arbitrage: How to Get Rich Off Other People’s Death Machines
If you’re gonna die, I’m gonna monetize.
falsepositivelabs.substack.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Amazing how “move fast and break things” quietly became “test on the public without consent.”
No safety driver.
No democratic approval.
No accountability when it fails.
This isn’t innovation — it’s beta-testing on pedestrians.
Humans are not QA.
No safety driver.
No democratic approval.
No accountability when it fails.
This isn’t innovation — it’s beta-testing on pedestrians.
Humans are not QA.
Sad day when Rotten Ralph's closed... that was my favorite restaurant on Anna Maria. Cold beer and great grouper!
December 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Sad day when Rotten Ralph's closed... that was my favorite restaurant on Anna Maria. Cold beer and great grouper!
OMG! Brilliant 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
OMG! Brilliant 🤣
Lambo is an epic setting! Bears fan here (save your boos) looking forward to the main event!
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Lambo is an epic setting! Bears fan here (save your boos) looking forward to the main event!
Fantastic shot!
December 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Fantastic shot!