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Kelly J. Baker (she/her)
@kellyjbaker.bsky.social
5.7K followers 620 following 3.2K posts
writer. mother. little gremlin. PhD. MFA student. author of Gospel According to the Klan, The Zombies Are Coming, Grace Period, Final Girl, etc. co-host of @podonlyknows.bsky.social newsletter: https://www.kellyjbaker.com/newsletter/
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Still undecided about the bob. I'm growing my hair out from a pixie cut.
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Congrats!
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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For real!
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Yay!
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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I'm so sorry, Jacqui.
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
kellyjbaker.bsky.social
I feel like I should go with my standard: what the fuck.
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I keep trying to find ways to respond to it--is it someone playing at a facsimile of literary? Is it just bad writing? Am I, are we, all being punked? What did I just read?
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Right?! I am your ELA parent all the way.
December 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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My husband was a math and computer science double major and got a PhD in computational science.

There's no reason to ask me...ever.
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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I really tried too! But it's not my thing.
December 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Friends, I don't think I even took pre-calc.

I took calc my senior year of high school...27 years ago.
December 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Oh wow.
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Love your glasses.
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM