KJ🌵⚽️🎾⛳️🏀
@kellyjophxaz.bsky.social
Next year's resolutions are to de-stress and walk my dogs every day. I love smacking balls - soccer, tennis, golf, too short for bb
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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ultimate = last in a series
penultimate = second-to-last in a series
antepenultimate = third-to-last in a series
preantepenultimate = fourth-to-last in a series
propreantepenultimate = fifth-to-last in a series
penultimate = second-to-last in a series
antepenultimate = third-to-last in a series
preantepenultimate = fourth-to-last in a series
propreantepenultimate = fifth-to-last in a series
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
ultimate = last in a series
penultimate = second-to-last in a series
antepenultimate = third-to-last in a series
preantepenultimate = fourth-to-last in a series
propreantepenultimate = fifth-to-last in a series
penultimate = second-to-last in a series
antepenultimate = third-to-last in a series
preantepenultimate = fourth-to-last in a series
propreantepenultimate = fifth-to-last in a series
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Andrea Sachs just called saying she needs a copy of the unpublished manuscript for the New Merriam-Webster 12th Edition Collegiate Dictionary for Miranda Priestly's twins, even though it isn't being released until November 18???
October 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Andrea Sachs just called saying she needs a copy of the unpublished manuscript for the New Merriam-Webster 12th Edition Collegiate Dictionary for Miranda Priestly's twins, even though it isn't being released until November 18???
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War-ravaged Portland
September 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
War-ravaged Portland
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‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
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We all know ‘tragedy’ comes from Greek.
‘tragos’ = goat
‘aeidein’ = to sing
So ‘tragedy’ originally meant “goat song.”
Not to be confused with the GOAT song, which is probably “Fast Car” by Tracy Chapman.
‘tragos’ = goat
‘aeidein’ = to sing
So ‘tragedy’ originally meant “goat song.”
Not to be confused with the GOAT song, which is probably “Fast Car” by Tracy Chapman.
September 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We all know ‘tragedy’ comes from Greek.
‘tragos’ = goat
‘aeidein’ = to sing
So ‘tragedy’ originally meant “goat song.”
Not to be confused with the GOAT song, which is probably “Fast Car” by Tracy Chapman.
‘tragos’ = goat
‘aeidein’ = to sing
So ‘tragedy’ originally meant “goat song.”
Not to be confused with the GOAT song, which is probably “Fast Car” by Tracy Chapman.
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This is Thanos. He has figured out how to rest and babysit at the same time. Very impressive, very Montessori. 13/10 (TT: thanosthesaint)
August 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is Thanos. He has figured out how to rest and babysit at the same time. Very impressive, very Montessori. 13/10 (TT: thanosthesaint)
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We only rate dogs. This is the goth cousin of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. Please understand it's not just a phase, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (credit u/vincidelaunc)
August 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
We only rate dogs. This is the goth cousin of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. Please understand it's not just a phase, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (credit u/vincidelaunc)
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Wings wide, eyes locked, mission on. This Green Bee-eater’s got that smooth operator energy. 🐦💚💨
Nature’s little jet just stole the show mid-flight.
#GreenBeeEater #BirdInFlight #WildlifePhotography #NatureInMotion #BirdingDaily #FastAndFeathered #BackyardBirds
Nature’s little jet just stole the show mid-flight.
#GreenBeeEater #BirdInFlight #WildlifePhotography #NatureInMotion #BirdingDaily #FastAndFeathered #BackyardBirds
July 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Wings wide, eyes locked, mission on. This Green Bee-eater’s got that smooth operator energy. 🐦💚💨
Nature’s little jet just stole the show mid-flight.
#GreenBeeEater #BirdInFlight #WildlifePhotography #NatureInMotion #BirdingDaily #FastAndFeathered #BackyardBirds
Nature’s little jet just stole the show mid-flight.
#GreenBeeEater #BirdInFlight #WildlifePhotography #NatureInMotion #BirdingDaily #FastAndFeathered #BackyardBirds
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This is Waylon. He is only 7 months old but already knows how to sit, shake, spin, speak, and several other tricks. Up next is Microsoft Excel. 13/10
May 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is Waylon. He is only 7 months old but already knows how to sit, shake, spin, speak, and several other tricks. Up next is Microsoft Excel. 13/10
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I could be wrong about this but I really think most Americans do not want to be forced to “do their own research” about food & drug & product safety and would rather that the government agencies that have been sorting that all out for them for decades not be obliterated in the name of “efficiency.”
April 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I could be wrong about this but I really think most Americans do not want to be forced to “do their own research” about food & drug & product safety and would rather that the government agencies that have been sorting that all out for them for decades not be obliterated in the name of “efficiency.”
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This is Goose. He formed a special bond with his next-door neighbor whose own dog passed away. Loves when he gets to run over for another play date together. 14/10 for both
April 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This is Goose. He formed a special bond with his next-door neighbor whose own dog passed away. Loves when he gets to run over for another play date together. 14/10 for both
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This is Donut. He wanted to pop out and say hi. Wondering where your personal chauffeur is. Said you can borrow his, if you'd like. 13/10
April 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This is Donut. He wanted to pop out and say hi. Wondering where your personal chauffeur is. Said you can borrow his, if you'd like. 13/10
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This is Mojo. He's nervous around new people, so his human put out a bucket of balls to help him make friends with all his new neighbors. Safe to say everyone loves it. 14/10
April 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is Mojo. He's nervous around new people, so his human put out a bucket of balls to help him make friends with all his new neighbors. Safe to say everyone loves it. 14/10
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Last month, we sponsored a clinic on the Navajo Nation!
317 dogs received care, including 49 spays, 50 neuters, and treatment for 35 injuries or illnesses. On a reservation that spans 16 million acres
with only 3 veterinarians, this is incredibly meaningful.
Thank you for making this possible ❤️🩹
317 dogs received care, including 49 spays, 50 neuters, and treatment for 35 injuries or illnesses. On a reservation that spans 16 million acres
with only 3 veterinarians, this is incredibly meaningful.
Thank you for making this possible ❤️🩹
April 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Last month, we sponsored a clinic on the Navajo Nation!
317 dogs received care, including 49 spays, 50 neuters, and treatment for 35 injuries or illnesses. On a reservation that spans 16 million acres
with only 3 veterinarians, this is incredibly meaningful.
Thank you for making this possible ❤️🩹
317 dogs received care, including 49 spays, 50 neuters, and treatment for 35 injuries or illnesses. On a reservation that spans 16 million acres
with only 3 veterinarians, this is incredibly meaningful.
Thank you for making this possible ❤️🩹
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'Saguaro Dusk' by contemporary US Impressionist style painter Erin Hanson #WomensArt
April 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
'Saguaro Dusk' by contemporary US Impressionist style painter Erin Hanson #WomensArt
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This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10
April 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10
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A #ladybug preparing for takeoff
They can eat up to 5,000 aphids in their lifetime, making them natural pest controllers!
In some cultures they’re associated with luck
They can eat up to 5,000 aphids in their lifetime, making them natural pest controllers!
In some cultures they’re associated with luck
April 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A #ladybug preparing for takeoff
They can eat up to 5,000 aphids in their lifetime, making them natural pest controllers!
In some cultures they’re associated with luck
They can eat up to 5,000 aphids in their lifetime, making them natural pest controllers!
In some cultures they’re associated with luck
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Congratu-BLEEPING-lations!
It’s time we had a little talk about your use of expletive infixation.
‘Expletive infixation’ is the linguistic term for profanity inserted into a word for emphasis.
(For this thread, we’ll use 'BLEEPING,' but feel free to substitute another word.)
It’s time we had a little talk about your use of expletive infixation.
‘Expletive infixation’ is the linguistic term for profanity inserted into a word for emphasis.
(For this thread, we’ll use 'BLEEPING,' but feel free to substitute another word.)
April 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Congratu-BLEEPING-lations!
It’s time we had a little talk about your use of expletive infixation.
‘Expletive infixation’ is the linguistic term for profanity inserted into a word for emphasis.
(For this thread, we’ll use 'BLEEPING,' but feel free to substitute another word.)
It’s time we had a little talk about your use of expletive infixation.
‘Expletive infixation’ is the linguistic term for profanity inserted into a word for emphasis.
(For this thread, we’ll use 'BLEEPING,' but feel free to substitute another word.)
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April 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Sometimes when we borrow words from other languages, English can become delightfully redundant.
April 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Sometimes when we borrow words from other languages, English can become delightfully redundant.
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“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
April 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest