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kellylwatson.bsky.social
Dr. Skeleton Watson
@kellylwatson.bsky.social
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Kelly is short for Skeleton. Any X account claiming to be me is fake Aspiring Crone. She/her. www.kellylwatson.com Historian. Women’s & Gender Studies Director. Histories of gender, sex, colonialism, indigeneity. Author: https://tinyurl.com/ymurcu2u
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 6h
I can’t wait for my Illuminati application to arrive. It’s all happening!
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 7h
A short list of terrible things:

Open shelving in kitchens
Cave crickets
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 1d
My capstone research students just said that they are amazed about how helpful this peer review has been.

And my heart grew in size.
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 3d
Hopefully this is temporary but it’s really an unpleasant wake up call about what’s to come
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 3d
You can always count on a hospital gift shop in Maryland
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 3d
Trying to deal with the most stubborn man alive while he hallucinates is really really difficult. My dad is a terrible patient even on his best days
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 3d
My dad had a bit of a set back today and isn’t doing great. Still optimistic in the long term but it’s really scary
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 3d
He also has type 1 diabetes and his sugar was above 700. Which is nuts
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 4d
For real. They had to hold him down and sedate him. Terrifying
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 4d
I knew that UTIs in the elderly could cause delirium and altered mental states but I had no idea what that looked like until this week. My dad is doing better but it’s been a really difficult few days.
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 5d
Is there a difference between a lunch and a luncheon?
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 7d
No, I am the mother of potatoes
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The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 7d
Scientists have solved the puzzling origin story of the modern spud: “We revealed that tomato is the mother of potato.”
Potato, Meet Tomato: How the Modern Spud Was Born
A potato-like plant interbred with ancient tomatoes. Without this evolutionary event, the tuber we know wouldn’t exist.
on.wsj.com
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 9d
a baby yoda is sitting in front of a blue bowl
ALT: a baby yoda is sitting in front of a blue bowl
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 9d
Happy birthday to me! I came home after driving 6 hours round trip to see my parents to find Dax with a bag handle stuck on her head.
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 10d
Happy birthday to me!
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 11d
I’m going in 2 weeks!
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 11d
a close up of a monster 's face with a huge nose
ALT: a close up of a monster 's face with a huge nose
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 11d
It’s amazing
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 11d
Station puts up with a lot of bullshit
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 12d
Introduced my grad students to The Man Show today. Including this “gem”:

youtu.be/0MsnL15oCcY?...
The Man Show - Women's Suffrage
YouTube video by Clipshow
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 13d
WV: let’s take a terrible idea and make it even worse!

“Monongalia County senator wants to create West Virginia DOGE”

www.wboy.com/news/west-vi...
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 13d
An important reminder that an overwhelming vote of no confidence from the faculty meant nothing

www.chronicle.com/article/afte...
After Sweeping Cuts at West Virginia U., Its President Made $2 Million Last Year
E. Gordon Gee was the second-highest paid public-university president last year, according to The Chronicle’s analysis of executive compensation.
www.chronicle.com
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 14d
My perfect baby girl Dax
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 15d
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/w...
Elon Musk’s Father Accused of Child Sexual Abuse
www.nytimes.com
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Dr. Skeleton Watson @kellylwatson.bsky.social · 16d
“At Charlie Kirk’s memorial service, President Donald Trump described Kirk as someone who wanted to reach people and “did not hate his opponents” and wished the best for them. Trump noted that this was the difference between them, saying, “I hate my opponents, and I don’t want the best for them.””
Trump says 'I hate my opponents' at Charlie Kirk's memorial
YouTube video by NBC News
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