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fightin’ texas aggie. whoop. professional patient. childless dog lady. lgbtqia+ ally. she/her. #crps #chronicpain #cpp
Who does @lukerussert.bsky.social think he’s fooling with his “bangs” brushed forward from the crown of his head?!

Embrace your receding hairline and shave it all off. Bald heads, especially with beards, are hot! Denial isn’t. It makes you look older.
December 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Between Simone Biles and Michelle Obama commenting on their hair in relation to their image, I have absolutely no doubt that @maya4rights.bsky.social lost her NYC mayoral election because people thought her hair was “too black.”

Damn did y’all miss out on an outstanding leader.
December 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Will someone gift @pbump.com Invisalign this Christmas?
December 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If @pbump.com is going to be a regular contributor on MSNOW, he desperately and immediately needs to get braces or Invisalign.

It looks like he has one, single, lonely tooth on his top jaw, and I can’t take him seriously.

Be. Camera. Ready.
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Does it annoy anyone else that various MS NOW hosts pronounce MAGA as MAHGA?

@symonedsanders.bsky.social will you please tell @michaelsteele.bsky.social that the MAG in MAG rhymes with bag, nag, and sag, not bog, nog, sog?
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
As Mary McCord pointed out on @theweekendmsnow.bsky.social Sunday, Pam Bondi will follow Trump’s instructions to open Epstein investigations of Democrats and by doing so she won’t release the files due to an ongoing investigations.

THIS is why Trump has done a 180 and said to release the files.
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I love watching @theweekendmsnow.bsky.social, but there’s a disagreement on set we need to settle… and spoiler alert, Jonathan is correct.

The MAG in MAGA rhymes with bag. It’s not MAHGA—unless y’all are pronouncing wrong on purpose to throw shade! #theweekendmsnow
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
As much as I respect Nancy Pelosi and everything she’s done for women and Democrats, I’m not going to be mad that we don’t have to watch her suck her teeth anymore.
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Who else finds DNC Chair @kenmartin.bsky.social utterly annoying?

Who in the hell voted for him over @benwikler.bsky.social? Ben is a real superstar.
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Does @msnbc.com recognize just how INSUFFERABLE @arimelber.bsky.social is when he discusses rap music like he’s actually cool?

I can’t believe they fired @joyannreid.bsky.social and kept that schmuck. 🤬🤬🤬
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Because of this November’s elections, I found out Steve Kornacki moved to NBC and is no longer with MSNBC/MSNOW.

Anyone else ecstatic?!?
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I adore you @amymcgrath.bsky.social but you absolutely MUST learn how to correctly pronounce POLITICIZATION.

Politization = wrong

PolitiCIzation = correct
October 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
@maragay.bsky.social girl, i’m sure you think you’re too smart to care about such things as clothes, makeup, and hair, but you look a hot mess when you appear on tv and it’s hard to take you as seriously as we should.
September 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM