Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@kellyutykanski.bsky.social
One orange fuckleberry holds the world's economy hostage by Temu tweet. ELBOWS UP! Love love love my husband, friends, one cousin, and my kitties. She/Her
Sesame Street word of the day is EUGENICS
December 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sesame Street word of the day is EUGENICS
I would literally take a pet rock, or a chia pet.
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I would literally take a pet rock, or a chia pet.
Shouldn't she be like SAD that her kids and she will miss Charlie for Christmas? Nah
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Shouldn't she be like SAD that her kids and she will miss Charlie for Christmas? Nah
I own one of those.
December 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I own one of those.
A recovered on side kick people.
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
A recovered on side kick people.
It's not like we don't know MJ liked little boys. Musical genius, troubled pedophile.
December 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It's not like we don't know MJ liked little boys. Musical genius, troubled pedophile.
We've got chandeliers.
December 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
We've got chandeliers.
Oh she's definitely fired by Friday
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Oh she's definitely fired by Friday
Every single person who lost their job over Kirk should immediately be rehired if they wish.
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Every single person who lost their job over Kirk should immediately be rehired if they wish.
Yes if it were a morning brunch could secret service have saved them
December 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Yes if it were a morning brunch could secret service have saved them
Me too
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Me too
Needed this today.
December 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Needed this today.
WAG THE DOG ANYONE?
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
WAG THE DOG ANYONE?
Bye Felicia
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Bye Felicia
If fox news was on in my doctor's office I would walk to reception and say to them I was getting a different doctor. Transfer my records to me or to the new doctor as soon as I have one. Fuck them.
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
If fox news was on in my doctor's office I would walk to reception and say to them I was getting a different doctor. Transfer my records to me or to the new doctor as soon as I have one. Fuck them.
Accurate
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Accurate
Attention whore says what?
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Attention whore says what?