Frenemy of the State
@kellyyoung.bsky.social
Detroit-based. Lover of pop culture, sports, my family, and pets. Perpetually sad Chicago Bears fan. Occasional professor, mostly administrator, mostly sarcastic.
Sick burn, GL.
February 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Sick burn, GL.
Get that guy a Life Alert!
an elderly woman is laying on the floor with the words i 've fallen and i can 't get up written above her
ALT: an elderly woman is laying on the floor with the words i 've fallen and i can 't get up written above her
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Get that guy a Life Alert!
I cant love this post enough
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I cant love this post enough
This is what the kids would say is a baller choice.
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
This is what the kids would say is a baller choice.
Funny. I have a full-time job that is often beyond 40 hrs a week and i average about 4 hrs of unproductive time a night watching tv or playing video game. The horror!
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Funny. I have a full-time job that is often beyond 40 hrs a week and i average about 4 hrs of unproductive time a night watching tv or playing video game. The horror!
I’d rather watch a panel asking AI bots their opinion on the policy.
September 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’d rather watch a panel asking AI bots their opinion on the policy.
Pick-6. Love it.
September 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Pick-6. Love it.
We love false starts.
September 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
We love false starts.
False start to negate a 5 yard gain. Classic Bear form!
September 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
False start to negate a 5 yard gain. Classic Bear form!
So we can lose yards but not lose momentum? I am learning so much about modern NFL play.
September 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
So we can lose yards but not lose momentum? I am learning so much about modern NFL play.
The secret is it’s all about family.
August 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The secret is it’s all about family.
Ah yes, it’s always the fifth generation immigrants that you need to watch out for. He must have grown up in a version of M. Night Shyamalan’s The Village.
August 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ah yes, it’s always the fifth generation immigrants that you need to watch out for. He must have grown up in a version of M. Night Shyamalan’s The Village.
Or maybe Octapussy took a real bad turn.
August 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Or maybe Octapussy took a real bad turn.
Nothing a bucket of gold paint cant fix!
August 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Nothing a bucket of gold paint cant fix!
“Where we're going, we don't need air traffic control!”
August 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
“Where we're going, we don't need air traffic control!”
First he was distracted creating time travel…
August 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
First he was distracted creating time travel…