Depression Barbie
@kelmardino.bsky.social
Trying to maintain my sanity in this shithole country. Queer. Married with children.
If you see this quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
If you see this quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
Breakfast of champions*
*hungover, depressed baddie
*hungover, depressed baddie
April 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Breakfast of champions*
*hungover, depressed baddie
*hungover, depressed baddie
Your chaotic bisexual beverage goblin icon reporting for duty 🫡
April 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Your chaotic bisexual beverage goblin icon reporting for duty 🫡
Not to brag but *flips hair* i had a perfect lesson on @duolingoesp.bsky.social
April 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Not to brag but *flips hair* i had a perfect lesson on @duolingoesp.bsky.social
Me last night participating in the time honored midwestern tradition of standing on the porch and watching severe weather roll in
April 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Me last night participating in the time honored midwestern tradition of standing on the porch and watching severe weather roll in
Vote while you can!
April 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Vote while you can!
I feel god in this chili’s rn
March 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I feel god in this chili’s rn
I’m pretty sure i made toffee. I’m planning to try to make copycat kitchen sink cookies from panera 😋
March 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’m pretty sure i made toffee. I’m planning to try to make copycat kitchen sink cookies from panera 😋
I have made granola bars. I will go to the west and diminish ✨
March 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I have made granola bars. I will go to the west and diminish ✨
Had a fun day today 😊
March 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Had a fun day today 😊
Without downloading new pics describe your gender.
March 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Without downloading new pics describe your gender.
You know me so well, @duolingoesp.bsky.social
February 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You know me so well, @duolingoesp.bsky.social
My fancy lil lunch. The cucumbers, pepper, onions and chickpeas were marinating overnight 😋
February 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My fancy lil lunch. The cucumbers, pepper, onions and chickpeas were marinating overnight 😋
My latest, this was the day i got it
February 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My latest, this was the day i got it
How i’ve been feeling lately
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
How i’ve been feeling lately
Brunch of 2 crispy fried eggs with avocado and salsa and 2 pieces of toast from homemade bread with raspberry jam
February 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Brunch of 2 crispy fried eggs with avocado and salsa and 2 pieces of toast from homemade bread with raspberry jam
This is lunch a couple days ago: ramen noodles cooked in beef broth with green onion, soy sauce and crunchy red pepper oil
February 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is lunch a couple days ago: ramen noodles cooked in beef broth with green onion, soy sauce and crunchy red pepper oil
Been taking pictures of my food to cheer myself up. Here’s dinner: chicken tostadas with beans, spring mix lettuce bc i forgot to buy iceberg, avocado, queso fresco, tomato and habanero salsa
February 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Been taking pictures of my food to cheer myself up. Here’s dinner: chicken tostadas with beans, spring mix lettuce bc i forgot to buy iceberg, avocado, queso fresco, tomato and habanero salsa
Fish stick tacos with homemade tortillas, coleslaw and habanero salsa
January 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Fish stick tacos with homemade tortillas, coleslaw and habanero salsa
I made bagels last night bc baking is a stress reliever for me. This was my first time ever attempting bagels and i’m really happy with how they turned out!
January 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I made bagels last night bc baking is a stress reliever for me. This was my first time ever attempting bagels and i’m really happy with how they turned out!
My cat, ready to gtfo
January 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My cat, ready to gtfo
loaded potato soup for dinner last night.
January 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
loaded potato soup for dinner last night.
Watching Pom Poko as self care
January 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Watching Pom Poko as self care
