Dr. Simon D. A. Clark
@kelpiesi.bsky.social
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Climate change, flooding & risk PhD | science | water nerd | bodybuilder | artist | warhammer | D&D | the last scholar of golb | neurospicy 🏳️‍🌈 They/Them - personal account. #SciComm #SciPolicy #SciArt #LGBTQinSTEM 📷: https://www.instagram.com/kelpiesi
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i touched the ceiling and it felt solid. explosives it is
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The ceiling is low enough i almost stoop! Certainly not the most inaccessible switch....although I'm yet to try it...
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#FreeCommTrainings

Series 1: Explaining science and communicating hazards for the public.
🗣️: Science journalist Vedrana Simičević.
📅: 14, 21, and 28 October 2025, 15:00-17:00 CET
👉 Apply by 2 October 2025. 🔗: egu.eu/2V2IH0
⚠️Limited to 35 places only!

📸: Andreas Brotzer on imaggeo.egu.eu
Image description: An image of a volcano. Text reads: EGU Outreach Committee's Series 1 training sessions on communicating science hazards with science journalist Vedrana Simičević. Sessions are scheduled for November 4, 11, and 18, 2025, from 15:30 to 18:00 CET.
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On March 2 2025, #art was landed on the #moon 🌕 as part of a mission to promote #LGBTQ+ visibility and advocacy within the space sector.

This #webinar will bring together the #artists and #scientists who made this installation possible.

👉 Register here: egu.eu/8LKAQM
Image description: A coffee cup, notepad, and pencil. Text reading: 'WEBINAR SERIES Pride in Space: How Scientists & Artists Landed Art On The Moon Thursday, 16 October 2025 15:00 CEST Register NOW!
kelpiesi.bsky.social
My hotel has a ladder going to nowhere. It is bound to the wall, barely movable. What is its purpose? I fear to climb it.
Photo of a grey, metal ladder attached to an otherwise featureless white wall. It is attached by a hinge to the ceiling. On the right, there is a purple sign with "please do not disturb" in white text. The sign is hanging loosely from a metal hook.
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On October 7th, learn how to communicate genetics topics to classrooms and informal settings with with @robomalley.bsky.social l from @pged.bsky.social!

This is for teachers and all other kinds of educators.

RSVP for free here: givebutter.com/8TVNiA
DNA floats in the background of a texty event flyer that says "Personal genetics engagement in classrooms and communities, Learn about genetic advances and about how to bring conversations about ethical, legal, and social dimensions of genetics into classrooms and informal science learning. Tuesday OCtober 7, 2025, 12pm EDT. broght to you by Skype a scientist and the personal genetics education and dialogue program. RSVP at linktr.ee/skypeascientist
kelpiesi.bsky.social
I just reached the Last Judge after scouring most of Pharloom. I did a minor boss rush before (finally defeating Savage Beastfly)....but i just want to explore 🥹
kelpiesi.bsky.social
got home and i've left the light on
Screenshot of a game with the title card: "Blackpool illuminations" in yellow in the middle. The background shows a cloaked figure looking across an underground chasm cloaked in a visual of the night sky: emerging from between the pinpoint of stars and purple nebula is a lit, pillared temple on a rocky outcrop and numerous stalactites.
kelpiesi.bsky.social
Yeah, for a couple of my anti-anxiety/depression meds I had a ~2 week kick off with some *very* horrible side effects that seemingly exacerbated my symptoms before the waned and became much more manageable.
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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#FreeCommTrainingSeires

Series 2: Lights, Camera, Geoscience
🗣️: Four.Six
📅: 4, 11, 18, and 25 November 2025, 15:30-18:00 CET
🔗: Register here: egu.eu/89JXKY

⚠️Limited to 20 places only - so don't miss your chance!

📸: Mechthild Doll on imaggeo.egu.eu
Image description: A serene lake with three birds flying low over the water. Text reads:  EGU Outreach Committee's training series, titled "Geoscience, Camera, Series 2" with session dates of November 4, 11, and 25 from 15:30-18:00 CET."
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egu.eu
#FreeCommTrainings

Series 1: Explaining science and communicating hazards for the public.
🗣️: Science journalist Vedrana Simičević.
📅: 14, 21, and 28 October 2025, 15:00-17:00 CET
👉 Apply by 2 October 2025. 🔗: egu.eu/2V2IH0
⚠️Limited to 35 places only!

📸: Andreas Brotzer on imaggeo.egu.eu
Image description: An image of a volcano. Text reads: EGU Outreach Committee's Series 1 training sessions on communicating science hazards with science journalist Vedrana Simičević. Sessions are scheduled for November 4, 11, and 18, 2025, from 15:30 to 18:00 CET.
kelpiesi.bsky.social
Strength really comes from community. More of us faced queerphobia these last years in a way that resurrects horrible memories from decades before. Finding your people; together shedding tears of pain & joy, loving & living & celebrating despite the sting of the world. It's exorcism & it's renewal.
kelpiesi.bsky.social
Need to wear a sign that tells people not to talk to me if they don't want to talk about Silksong
kelpiesi.bsky.social
seven years of waiting.
do not expect to see me
for the next month.
kelpiesi.bsky.social
Ok I am quite envious of this!
kelpiesi.bsky.social
I disagree: Khorne msybe if they're preparing for violence or channeling their anger, but all look to change their flesh - undoubtedly a shrine of Tzeentch. Slaanesh is hot challenger through cultivated obsession and perfectionism; Nurgle nibbles in the corner with the unwashed towels.
kelpiesi.bsky.social
Yes, this is a joke - i have met many lovely people in academia - but its systems are harmful: too often have i listened to tearful postdocs upending their life for another temporary contract, asking when to quit their dream, whilst permanent positions are given to an established senior researcher
kelpiesi.bsky.social
next time i get asked about exploitation in academia i'm just going to refer them to the Warhammer article on Chaos Dwarfs
Screenshot of an online article introducing the background lore for a Warhammer faction. The highlighted text reads: ruled by those who have fortified their positions of power over many centuries, extracting everything from those in their service. In the middle of the article is an image of two chaos dwarfs working over a fiery forge, their equipment wreathed in pale green demon fire. In the center of the room is a large glass chamber containing  the grimacing faces of captured demons, also pale green. The full text reads: At the heart of it all lies rampant individualism, apprentices pledging untold hours to their cruel masters to glean but a kernel of knowledge, all the while plotting a route to the top enabled by bloody vengeance. Hashutite society is therefore ruled by those who have fortified their positions of power over many centuries, extracting everything from those in their service just as they drain the Realm of Chaos of its daemonic resources.
kelpiesi.bsky.social
People love to think the gym is Khornate but all transformation belongs to the Changer
kelpiesi.bsky.social
"dorito" implies the existence of a bigger "doro" (pic related)
Gym mirror selfie. The image shows  subject's back, with only their upper body visible. The subject is posing topless and showing their black muscle. They are white, masculine with short dark brown hair. They are wearing a stell necklace and black gym shorts.
kelpiesi.bsky.social
"dorito" implies the existence of a bigger "doro" (pic related)
Gym mirror selfie. The image shows  subject's back, with only their upper body visible. The subject is posing topless and showing their black muscle. They are white, masculine with short dark brown hair. They are wearing a stell necklace and black gym shorts.
kelpiesi.bsky.social
it's because of that reference Google AI thinks I'm an actual scholar, and not my PhD
kelpiesi.bsky.social
And how does one "look smart"? The response remains the same. Superficial judgements are disservice to bity the target and the speaker.