Christy Olsen🤷♀️🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏴☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴
@kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Artist, nature lover, Pagan, liberal, witch. Sasquatch! Dolls, Blythe, BJD, Star Wars, Star Trek, RHBH & RHOC, Below Deck, Vanderpump Rules. Cat Lady. (Ole, Magnus, Agatha, Pigeon, Betty and Ethel) MARRIED! 💍 DO NOT DM ME! Unless you are the Illuminati.
Tories are such silly cats! Ethel has the best of the black cat and orange cat❤️
December 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Tories are such silly cats! Ethel has the best of the black cat and orange cat❤️
We took Betty and Ethel to see Santa. Betty didn’t want to sit by him, so I held her and stood behind the photographer. “Smile for mommy Ethel!” 🤣🐈⬛🎅🏼
Isn’t this photo adorable? It was free, too! I left a donation for Santa and Old Dog Haven.
Isn’t this photo adorable? It was free, too! I left a donation for Santa and Old Dog Haven.
December 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We took Betty and Ethel to see Santa. Betty didn’t want to sit by him, so I held her and stood behind the photographer. “Smile for mommy Ethel!” 🤣🐈⬛🎅🏼
Isn’t this photo adorable? It was free, too! I left a donation for Santa and Old Dog Haven.
Isn’t this photo adorable? It was free, too! I left a donation for Santa and Old Dog Haven.
I’ve had it with my uncle’s stupid wife. She’s a delusional maga moron🤦🏼♀️
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I’ve had it with my uncle’s stupid wife. She’s a delusional maga moron🤦🏼♀️
I had to recharge the bird feeder camera. Think I'll play with it in the house for awhile. It's not going to stay charged up in this weather.
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I had to recharge the bird feeder camera. Think I'll play with it in the house for awhile. It's not going to stay charged up in this weather.
Our passports arrived! I am SO happy. But now I am nervous about going through the boarder.
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Our passports arrived! I am SO happy. But now I am nervous about going through the boarder.
Squirrly in the b I rd feeder. Is that a person sleeping across the street?! Personally, I would pick under my front porch because its dry and no one would notice them.
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Squirrly in the b I rd feeder. Is that a person sleeping across the street?! Personally, I would pick under my front porch because its dry and no one would notice them.
The rats have been making nests in my car engine. The battery went dead last night and my husband just replaced it. I wish we had a garage to keep the car in! I prefer squirrels. I'm a nervous wreck because I have to drive to dad's today and it's an hour and a half to get there.🤦😩
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The rats have been making nests in my car engine. The battery went dead last night and my husband just replaced it. I wish we had a garage to keep the car in! I prefer squirrels. I'm a nervous wreck because I have to drive to dad's today and it's an hour and a half to get there.🤦😩
It's hard to believe this is the same lady.
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It's hard to believe this is the same lady.
Thrift stores in my town never know when they have expensive technology. I just got a $300 scale for $3! I've also gotten a few light up blue tooth speakers and a couple Happy Lamps. I just found out about this Hume Pod. I wanted it! Then I found it!😳
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Thrift stores in my town never know when they have expensive technology. I just got a $300 scale for $3! I've also gotten a few light up blue tooth speakers and a couple Happy Lamps. I just found out about this Hume Pod. I wanted it! Then I found it!😳
Ethel launched herself at the tree and nabbed an ornament! She's so adorable 🥰🎄
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Ethel launched herself at the tree and nabbed an ornament! She's so adorable 🥰🎄
My bird feeder camera caught Squirrely! I put out nuts for him so he comes back.
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My bird feeder camera caught Squirrely! I put out nuts for him so he comes back.
No birds yet! But its really cool.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
No birds yet! But its really cool.
Cousin RyeRye is visiting us this week! He's shaking things up!
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Cousin RyeRye is visiting us this week! He's shaking things up!
New sign for the protest tomorrow.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
New sign for the protest tomorrow.
someday
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
someday
I'm bringing my parents casseroles every other week because they dont want to cook. They have 2 freezers and 2 refrigerators. This is the inside of one freezer 🙄🤦♀️
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm bringing my parents casseroles every other week because they dont want to cook. They have 2 freezers and 2 refrigerators. This is the inside of one freezer 🙄🤦♀️
Found him🤣
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Found him🤣
Protest today. More heated than before. People are sick of maga. Maga is falling apart at the seams and losing what little is left of their minds🤦♀️ #nokings #fucktrump Lady in white truck. Wearing tacky wig. Screaming " who is SHE?" "ON SECOND!" "Royal we" No clue wtf she was talking about🤷♀️🇺🇸🏳️🌈✌🏻
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Protest today. More heated than before. People are sick of maga. Maga is falling apart at the seams and losing what little is left of their minds🤦♀️ #nokings #fucktrump Lady in white truck. Wearing tacky wig. Screaming " who is SHE?" "ON SECOND!" "Royal we" No clue wtf she was talking about🤷♀️🇺🇸🏳️🌈✌🏻
Is it finally happening? He doesn't even look like a human. more frog like. No offense to frogs. #fucktrump
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Is it finally happening? He doesn't even look like a human. more frog like. No offense to frogs. #fucktrump
I’m watching this. It’s delightful 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I’m watching this. It’s delightful 🥰
This is on a box of xmas ornaments🤷♀️
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This is on a box of xmas ornaments🤷♀️