Kelsey Legg
@kelseychapstick.bsky.social
I write about shopping & style for a show you have definitely heard of, and I used to write about music you have probably not heard
Every time a restaurant opens near my hometown and I get excited to eat there, it comes out that the owner is a raging transphobe or homophobe. I truly love being from West Virginia but Jesus fucking Christ, y’all.
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Every time a restaurant opens near my hometown and I get excited to eat there, it comes out that the owner is a raging transphobe or homophobe. I truly love being from West Virginia but Jesus fucking Christ, y’all.
I think my Spotify wrapped top artists (NIN, Depeche Mode, Slayyyter, Depeche Mode) could have shortened the message to “you’re horny” and that would have gotten the message across
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I think my Spotify wrapped top artists (NIN, Depeche Mode, Slayyyter, Depeche Mode) could have shortened the message to “you’re horny” and that would have gotten the message across
A photo from that very first shoot, wherein I was the same age as the girl who just rang me up 🥲(21)
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
A photo from that very first shoot, wherein I was the same age as the girl who just rang me up 🥲(21)
I just bought a black thong bodysuit and thigh highs socks at LA Apparel (which is just American apparel) in SoHo for a photo shoot I’m doing with my photographer friend who has been taking pictures of me since 2008, which is exactly what year that experience made me think it was
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I just bought a black thong bodysuit and thigh highs socks at LA Apparel (which is just American apparel) in SoHo for a photo shoot I’m doing with my photographer friend who has been taking pictures of me since 2008, which is exactly what year that experience made me think it was
I had to work from home last week and it reminded me why I was incredibly mentally ill during the ten years of my life where that was the norm. Never fuckin again lol
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I had to work from home last week and it reminded me why I was incredibly mentally ill during the ten years of my life where that was the norm. Never fuckin again lol
This holiday season, see what he’s REALLY about: Put Lorena McKennitt’s “The Mummer’s Dance” on your sex playlist
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This holiday season, see what he’s REALLY about: Put Lorena McKennitt’s “The Mummer’s Dance” on your sex playlist
Fun story: My #1 listened to song this year is going to be, without question, Lo Fidelity All Stars w/ Pigeonhead’s “Battle Flag” bc I heard it in the episode of ER where Carter gets stabbed and was immediately like “Jesus Christ I forgot how PERFECT this song is” and then Saturday, I went to
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Fun story: My #1 listened to song this year is going to be, without question, Lo Fidelity All Stars w/ Pigeonhead’s “Battle Flag” bc I heard it in the episode of ER where Carter gets stabbed and was immediately like “Jesus Christ I forgot how PERFECT this song is” and then Saturday, I went to
It’s a Christmas miracle, our rent is only going up $50 next year 🥲🥲🥲
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s a Christmas miracle, our rent is only going up $50 next year 🥲🥲🥲
People say the most insane shit to me about my body on such a regular basis that I actually feel like I’m going insane
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
People say the most insane shit to me about my body on such a regular basis that I actually feel like I’m going insane
Do I seem like a woman with bush? A friend sent me non-SKIMS merkin undies and I am now curious why
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Do I seem like a woman with bush? A friend sent me non-SKIMS merkin undies and I am now curious why
I stood up on the subway platform with my thousand bags to check when the M train is coming and some perfectly robust 30something dude snatched my seat right under my ass. It felt great to look him in the eye while I called him a son of a bitch though lol
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I stood up on the subway platform with my thousand bags to check when the M train is coming and some perfectly robust 30something dude snatched my seat right under my ass. It felt great to look him in the eye while I called him a son of a bitch though lol
That was incredible. I’m not even a Del Toro fangirl but I might become one now?? Good lord
The crop of hot monsters were getting this decade has been tremendous. If there’s one thing I want, it’s to be horny for a hot man over 6’3 who has been remade into something grotesque 😭 Anyway we’re watching Frankenstein
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
That was incredible. I’m not even a Del Toro fangirl but I might become one now?? Good lord
The crop of hot monsters were getting this decade has been tremendous. If there’s one thing I want, it’s to be horny for a hot man over 6’3 who has been remade into something grotesque 😭 Anyway we’re watching Frankenstein
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The crop of hot monsters were getting this decade has been tremendous. If there’s one thing I want, it’s to be horny for a hot man over 6’3 who has been remade into something grotesque 😭 Anyway we’re watching Frankenstein
I have no idea what’s up with Canada. I know it’s up there, but it’s like someone erased it in my mind. Nary a clue what Canada’s about
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I have no idea what’s up with Canada. I know it’s up there, but it’s like someone erased it in my mind. Nary a clue what Canada’s about
This is routinely the only app I still get weird ass replies on. And had the nerve to recommend some extremely mid shit?? Feminist in bio but a nuisance to me
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is routinely the only app I still get weird ass replies on. And had the nerve to recommend some extremely mid shit?? Feminist in bio but a nuisance to me
I’m a simple woman, give me the heaviest 4 on the floor you’ve ever heard and a hissy little hi hat on the back half of the 1 and I will dance
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’m a simple woman, give me the heaviest 4 on the floor you’ve ever heard and a hissy little hi hat on the back half of the 1 and I will dance
I just met Chris Noth in a bar and I swear to god I have never been more starstruck in my fucking life. MISTER FUCKING BIG LIKES MY TATTOOS??
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I just met Chris Noth in a bar and I swear to god I have never been more starstruck in my fucking life. MISTER FUCKING BIG LIKES MY TATTOOS??
I lightly teased a guy I’ve known for 30 years on Facebook for crashing out about an election in a city he’s never lived in and I think he might **** *******
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I lightly teased a guy I’ve known for 30 years on Facebook for crashing out about an election in a city he’s never lived in and I think he might **** *******
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many of the worst people in the world are having a Bad Time right now, and for that i am thankful
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
many of the worst people in the world are having a Bad Time right now, and for that i am thankful
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if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
Huddled by my door in Bushwick waiting for the Quran delivery and firing squads I was promised by my conservative in-laws
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Huddled by my door in Bushwick waiting for the Quran delivery and firing squads I was promised by my conservative in-laws
NEVER FUCKIN MIND, BAYBEEE
This time of year + the unending anxiety of working in media with 0 financial support from family and 0 savings is making me want to leave New York, buy a house in the ‘burbs with a big yard, and adopt about 500 shelter animals
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
NEVER FUCKIN MIND, BAYBEEE
This time of year + the unending anxiety of working in media with 0 financial support from family and 0 savings is making me want to leave New York, buy a house in the ‘burbs with a big yard, and adopt about 500 shelter animals
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This time of year + the unending anxiety of working in media with 0 financial support from family and 0 savings is making me want to leave New York, buy a house in the ‘burbs with a big yard, and adopt about 500 shelter animals
This is how I found out about Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This is how I found out about Dick Cheney
I got a makeover by celebrity makeup artist Anthony Nguyen! Watch it in full here:
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Celebrity makeup artist gives tips for Morticia Addams-inspired Halloween makeover
YouTube video by Good Morning America
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October 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I got a makeover by celebrity makeup artist Anthony Nguyen! Watch it in full here:
youtu.be/G6TnkuBm4a4?...
youtu.be/G6TnkuBm4a4?...