have we ever considered making everyone sit and watch Ted Lasso as a way to bring about world peace

The beauty of always sunny so far seems to be that centering the show around a bar is like an unlimited amount of stories

I’ve decided to watch always sunny in its entirety as a way to overcome my secondhand embarrassment; going strong with episode one

Being interested in international law while in law school feels a lot like being a fine arts major in undergrad

Once wicked is available on dvd/to stream it’ll be like my pacifier

I asked my kid if we could get a Snoop on the Stoop instead of an Elf of the Shelf. My request was denied. I submitted the appropriate paperwork and everything. Where do I get me one of them cool kids? How do I prove Snoop IS an eligible liaison with Santa Claus?

It will never cease to amaze me that some of the kindest people I know have had the roughest lives, while some of the meanest people I know have had a mean parent, but have had such a nice life otherwise. (Obvs this isn’t a rule, just a pattern). Rearing children is such delicate work.

When I listen to Kendrick Lamar I feel like I’m in trouble like he has me on my best behavior always

I bought stuff from old navy today and I gotta say… the horrors have subsided ever so slightly. Their 50% off and up sales make me feel alive… they make me feel like a god.

Sorry I’m booked up

I'm so excited yet nowhere near emotionally prepared to see Wicked.

The first anniversary image from NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope - Rho Ophiuchi cloud complex

Truly how many holiday outfits does one need? The things I have saved in carts across the Internet… it’s getting out of hand

another day, another moment spent telling myself I don't need to buy a new coat