Would it be selfish of me to debut new hair at my sisters wedding?

I use to be able to jump from one social media platform to another with no problem chileee now I’m in the settings trying to see what different buttons do

I really need my coworker to learn the phonetic alphabet because this bitch just said F as in Fanny. How the fuck am I supposed to keep a straight face

here’s to hoping I don’t forget about this and end up stuck on the other one