Kembazz
@kembazz.bsky.social
I grew up 2 towns away from the Basketball Capital of the World
Tarris Reed: makes basket
John Fanta: THE BIG BEAR IS EATING HONEY!
Never change Fanta, never change
John Fanta: THE BIG BEAR IS EATING HONEY!
Never change Fanta, never change
January 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Tarris Reed: makes basket
John Fanta: THE BIG BEAR IS EATING HONEY!
Never change Fanta, never change
John Fanta: THE BIG BEAR IS EATING HONEY!
Never change Fanta, never change
Noted Providence fan Donny Marshall was talking about UConn 1 and dones and doesn't even remember the reigning NBA Rookie of the Year in Stephon Castle
January 8, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Noted Providence fan Donny Marshall was talking about UConn 1 and dones and doesn't even remember the reigning NBA Rookie of the Year in Stephon Castle
UConn acting like Elmer Fudd out there with all the bunnies they're missing
January 8, 2026 at 12:47 AM
UConn acting like Elmer Fudd out there with all the bunnies they're missing
Donny Marshall rooting for Providence in this game is inexcusable and he should never call a UConn game again.
January 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Donny Marshall rooting for Providence in this game is inexcusable and he should never call a UConn game again.
Tough day for Solo Ball. Pretty sure that's the 2nd time he's been hit in the nuts today, which is twice as much as his name would imply he should get hit there.
January 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Tough day for Solo Ball. Pretty sure that's the 2nd time he's been hit in the nuts today, which is twice as much as his name would imply he should get hit there.
Donny Marshall needs to stop calling UConn games. He tries to come off as unbiased and makes the worst takes. Saying taking 2 steps is 1 step was a choice. So was saying Ross running through Reed wasn't a foul.
January 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Donny Marshall needs to stop calling UConn games. He tries to come off as unbiased and makes the worst takes. Saying taking 2 steps is 1 step was a choice. So was saying Ross running through Reed wasn't a foul.
The refs in this UConn Xavier game are real sticklers for lane violations and I'm all for jt
December 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The refs in this UConn Xavier game are real sticklers for lane violations and I'm all for jt
I'm gonna make John Fanta shouting "UConn is a wagon!" my new text notification
December 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm gonna make John Fanta shouting "UConn is a wagon!" my new text notification
Very nkce of the schedule makers to put UConn women and men on b2b today. It's been over a week since either have played and I've been fiending to watch them both. 4 straight hours of Husky hoops will get me that fix!
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Very nkce of the schedule makers to put UConn women and men on b2b today. It's been over a week since either have played and I've been fiending to watch them both. 4 straight hours of Husky hoops will get me that fix!
Getting to watch Castle killin it at the half a night after Cling Kong's 18/18 game. Gonna be fun when they reunite to win a Gold Medal together in LA28 to add to their UConn ring
December 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Getting to watch Castle killin it at the half a night after Cling Kong's 18/18 game. Gonna be fun when they reunite to win a Gold Medal together in LA28 to add to their UConn ring
It makes me so happy that when Clingan makes a basket the Blazers in arena announcer says CLLLLIIIINNNGGG KOOOONNNNGGGGGG!
December 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It makes me so happy that when Clingan makes a basket the Blazers in arena announcer says CLLLLIIIINNNGGG KOOOONNNNGGGGGG!
Very fitting they do a promo for Wake Up Barstool during the delay in thr UConn-DePaul game for Demary having to run off becsuse he was puking. Barstoll makes me puke too
December 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Very fitting they do a promo for Wake Up Barstool during the delay in thr UConn-DePaul game for Demary having to run off becsuse he was puking. Barstoll makes me puke too
Worst half of the year for UConn and we're still up 3. The talent on this roster is crazy but Hurley was absolutely right in his postgame after Butler. No killer instinct
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Worst half of the year for UConn and we're still up 3. The talent on this roster is crazy but Hurley was absolutely right in his postgame after Butler. No killer instinct
UConn is having a sloppy and lazy Sunday so far. Anytime they wanna show up and start playing would be great
a snl logo can be seen on the side of a city street
ALT: a snl logo can be seen on the side of a city street
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December 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
UConn is having a sloppy and lazy Sunday so far. Anytime they wanna show up and start playing would be great
Headline: Rockets owner in talks to buy Sun
Me: oh fuck, what crazy dick measuring contest have Bezos and Elon gotten themselves into now?
Don't they realize that even if they could buy the Sun, their dicks would still be pathetic
Me: oh fuck, what crazy dick measuring contest have Bezos and Elon gotten themselves into now?
Don't they realize that even if they could buy the Sun, their dicks would still be pathetic
December 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Headline: Rockets owner in talks to buy Sun
Me: oh fuck, what crazy dick measuring contest have Bezos and Elon gotten themselves into now?
Don't they realize that even if they could buy the Sun, their dicks would still be pathetic
Me: oh fuck, what crazy dick measuring contest have Bezos and Elon gotten themselves into now?
Don't they realize that even if they could buy the Sun, their dicks would still be pathetic
These jerseys look dope but seeing "Breeze ally" on them makes me think the team is just tight with the wind or something #Unrivaled
December 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
These jerseys look dope but seeing "Breeze ally" on them makes me think the team is just tight with the wind or something #Unrivaled
#Uconn ending the 1st on a 15-0 run while holding the #16 team to 9 points like it's nothing. UConn is a wagon. Sucks not to get to see JuJu play this year though
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
#Uconn ending the 1st on a 15-0 run while holding the #16 team to 9 points like it's nothing. UConn is a wagon. Sucks not to get to see JuJu play this year though
Fox coming back from the break and doing a player profile instead of showing a replay after 2 Texas guys ran into each other and #UConn got called for a foul is all you need to know that it wasn't a foul. Can't show how awful the refs are now can we?
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Fox coming back from the break and doing a player profile instead of showing a replay after 2 Texas guys ran into each other and #UConn got called for a foul is all you need to know that it wasn't a foul. Can't show how awful the refs are now can we?
Just think where UConn could be tonight if Mullins didn't have those two quick stupid fouls in the 1st half. Don't wanna think where the Huskies would be without all those huge AK plays though
December 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Just think where UConn could be tonight if Mullins didn't have those two quick stupid fouls in the 1st half. Don't wanna think where the Huskies would be without all those huge AK plays though
In the first 99 seconds of the UConn Florida game, Tarris scored twice and the Huskies forced a shot clock violation. I assume this pace is sustainable
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
In the first 99 seconds of the UConn Florida game, Tarris scored twice and the Huskies forced a shot clock violation. I assume this pace is sustainable
UConn beat Indiana in the first ever game at The Rent. Ohio State paid UConn to not play then this year. Seems like whoever wins the Big 10 Championship isn't quite as good as the Huskies
December 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
UConn beat Indiana in the first ever game at The Rent. Ohio State paid UConn to not play then this year. Seems like whoever wins the Big 10 Championship isn't quite as good as the Huskies
Not much better than seeing UConn go into Allen Fieldhouse, play great defense, and come out with that dub. Reibe and Mullins are gonna be stars. Karaban is gonna go 3/4 on rings.
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Not much better than seeing UConn go into Allen Fieldhouse, play great defense, and come out with that dub. Reibe and Mullins are gonna be stars. Karaban is gonna go 3/4 on rings.
The court in the UConn Illinois game.
a man with blue paint on his body and glasses is talking to another man .
ALT: a man with blue paint on his body and glasses is talking to another man .
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November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The court in the UConn Illinois game.