DoodswithToods
@kempertainment.bsky.social
Just be cool to everyone and be nice to animals.
If Bigfoot was a fixture of modern Christianity, you bet I’d believe!
July 31, 2024 at 11:39 PM
If Bigfoot was a fixture of modern Christianity, you bet I’d believe!
The top 1% in America are only part of the problem: the bigger issue is the majority of Americans that think they’re one day away from being rich. They need to protect the 1% so they can abuse the same system when their day of wealth finally comes.
July 21, 2024 at 4:24 PM
The top 1% in America are only part of the problem: the bigger issue is the majority of Americans that think they’re one day away from being rich. They need to protect the 1% so they can abuse the same system when their day of wealth finally comes.
The Dog Days are upon us.
July 11, 2024 at 6:44 PM
The Dog Days are upon us.
Do you think some future billionaire will eventually buy Twitter again and try to pull a “My Fair Lady”?
“Listen, Higgins, I can turn this fascist hellhole into the paragon of social discourse in six months; so much so, that I stake my fortune and reputation on its revival.”
The reverse was easy.
“Listen, Higgins, I can turn this fascist hellhole into the paragon of social discourse in six months; so much so, that I stake my fortune and reputation on its revival.”
The reverse was easy.
July 8, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Do you think some future billionaire will eventually buy Twitter again and try to pull a “My Fair Lady”?
“Listen, Higgins, I can turn this fascist hellhole into the paragon of social discourse in six months; so much so, that I stake my fortune and reputation on its revival.”
The reverse was easy.
“Listen, Higgins, I can turn this fascist hellhole into the paragon of social discourse in six months; so much so, that I stake my fortune and reputation on its revival.”
The reverse was easy.
Sometimes when I’m sitting at a bar on a summer day my mind drifts into a dream.
#maine #beer #digitalart #photography
#maine #beer #digitalart #photography
July 7, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Sometimes when I’m sitting at a bar on a summer day my mind drifts into a dream.
#maine #beer #digitalart #photography
#maine #beer #digitalart #photography
“Take it with a Grain of Salt.”
The saying originated when messengers would send grains of salt with plague news from neighbor towns. The salt was used for a variety of medicinal reasons and thought to stave off infection. Most couriers died during the journey. Take this with a grain of salt.
The saying originated when messengers would send grains of salt with plague news from neighbor towns. The salt was used for a variety of medicinal reasons and thought to stave off infection. Most couriers died during the journey. Take this with a grain of salt.
July 7, 2024 at 4:10 AM
“Take it with a Grain of Salt.”
The saying originated when messengers would send grains of salt with plague news from neighbor towns. The salt was used for a variety of medicinal reasons and thought to stave off infection. Most couriers died during the journey. Take this with a grain of salt.
The saying originated when messengers would send grains of salt with plague news from neighbor towns. The salt was used for a variety of medicinal reasons and thought to stave off infection. Most couriers died during the journey. Take this with a grain of salt.
May Gray - Yes Please
June Gloom - We Love You
No Sky July - Where did you go?
Fogust - Can’t wait…
June Gloom - We Love You
No Sky July - Where did you go?
Fogust - Can’t wait…
July 5, 2024 at 9:56 PM
May Gray - Yes Please
June Gloom - We Love You
No Sky July - Where did you go?
Fogust - Can’t wait…
June Gloom - We Love You
No Sky July - Where did you go?
Fogust - Can’t wait…
Whenever I see a “Don’t Tread on Me” flag or sticker, I always think that person must be really soft and weak. If you need to tell people not to tread on you, you need to stop getting treaded on.
I don’t post stickers that say “don’t eat my ice cream”. Because I don’t let people eat my ice cream.
I don’t post stickers that say “don’t eat my ice cream”. Because I don’t let people eat my ice cream.
July 5, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Whenever I see a “Don’t Tread on Me” flag or sticker, I always think that person must be really soft and weak. If you need to tell people not to tread on you, you need to stop getting treaded on.
I don’t post stickers that say “don’t eat my ice cream”. Because I don’t let people eat my ice cream.
I don’t post stickers that say “don’t eat my ice cream”. Because I don’t let people eat my ice cream.
As you celebrate the 4th of July remember: One of the leading causes of Bald Eagle death is over-mating.
The bald eagle engages in coitus during free fall, if the act isn’t completed quick enough, splat.
Male bald eagles mourn the loss of their mates for life; female bald eagles find another mate
The bald eagle engages in coitus during free fall, if the act isn’t completed quick enough, splat.
Male bald eagles mourn the loss of their mates for life; female bald eagles find another mate
July 3, 2024 at 11:14 PM
As you celebrate the 4th of July remember: One of the leading causes of Bald Eagle death is over-mating.
The bald eagle engages in coitus during free fall, if the act isn’t completed quick enough, splat.
Male bald eagles mourn the loss of their mates for life; female bald eagles find another mate
The bald eagle engages in coitus during free fall, if the act isn’t completed quick enough, splat.
Male bald eagles mourn the loss of their mates for life; female bald eagles find another mate
He was voted Prom King!
June 20, 2024 at 1:52 PM
He was voted Prom King!
As he sat beside the pool he turned and asked in a thick French accent: “Paint me like a Parisian Poodle, even though I am from America.”
It was then I realized, the edible was meant to be split in four.
It was then I realized, the edible was meant to be split in four.
June 19, 2024 at 11:44 PM
As he sat beside the pool he turned and asked in a thick French accent: “Paint me like a Parisian Poodle, even though I am from America.”
It was then I realized, the edible was meant to be split in four.
It was then I realized, the edible was meant to be split in four.
Happy DogFather’s Day!
June 15, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Happy DogFather’s Day!
I’m an archeologist in the 1930’s trying to keep the Nazis from obtaining powerful artifacts. I need a gun for protection from the bad guys, a brimmed hat and… a whip. Why do I need a whip?
May 21, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I’m an archeologist in the 1930’s trying to keep the Nazis from obtaining powerful artifacts. I need a gun for protection from the bad guys, a brimmed hat and… a whip. Why do I need a whip?
The best thing I watched on Super Bowl Sunday was “The Greatest Night in Pop” documentary about “We Are The World”. It’s on Netflix. It was better than the football game and I LOVE football, TSwizz, and commercials. That’s HOW good it was!
February 12, 2024 at 4:48 PM
The best thing I watched on Super Bowl Sunday was “The Greatest Night in Pop” documentary about “We Are The World”. It’s on Netflix. It was better than the football game and I LOVE football, TSwizz, and commercials. That’s HOW good it was!
He was made king today!
February 11, 2024 at 3:50 AM
He was made king today!
He was early to his meeting with Santa so he practiced his sitting.
February 7, 2024 at 12:56 PM
He was early to his meeting with Santa so he practiced his sitting.