Taylor
@kemplify.bsky.social
freelance writer guy. 'cause i'm a punk rocker, yes i am. i do other things somewhere else. ☧ 🏳️🌈
youtube.com/@kemplify
youtube.com/@kemplify
"Crazy" Joe Davola has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Crazy" Joe Davola has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
What in The Exorcist was that?!
October 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
What in The Exorcist was that?!
Da best. Runner up is Twilight Princess, but these four are too good.
October 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Da best. Runner up is Twilight Princess, but these four are too good.
Had a Wendy Williams "I...what was that?" meme moment here. Why did the wrecking ball zip away like a popped balloon?!?
October 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Had a Wendy Williams "I...what was that?" meme moment here. Why did the wrecking ball zip away like a popped balloon?!?
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you feel like)
October 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you feel like)
When DHS unknowingly lets Will Stancil breach containment
October 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
When DHS unknowingly lets Will Stancil breach containment
Tolkien could've watched John Waters' Pink Flamingos a year before he died.
October 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Tolkien could've watched John Waters' Pink Flamingos a year before he died.
"A pristine sky of a jumbo jet"
August 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"A pristine sky of a jumbo jet"
Getting jumpscared by this mofo, who turns out to be a sweet and gentle soul being tormented by a witch.
August 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Getting jumpscared by this mofo, who turns out to be a sweet and gentle soul being tormented by a witch.
"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills... for the Vlasic Pickles Stork."
August 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills... for the Vlasic Pickles Stork."
Me being hot AND smart:
August 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Me being hot AND smart:
Oh my God @yahoo.bsky.social why did you nearly give me a heart attack with this headline on my Chrome app.
August 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Oh my God @yahoo.bsky.social why did you nearly give me a heart attack with this headline on my Chrome app.
ChatGPT-5 said that there are 3 "Bs" in the word blueberry, tells me there are two Bs in the word blueberry, and then tells me that there are still ONLY 2 Bs in the word blueberry, which GPT-5 said had three Bs.
August 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
ChatGPT-5 said that there are 3 "Bs" in the word blueberry, tells me there are two Bs in the word blueberry, and then tells me that there are still ONLY 2 Bs in the word blueberry, which GPT-5 said had three Bs.
I honestly swear it got it right the first time I did this lol.
August 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I honestly swear it got it right the first time I did this lol.
Holy crap, they're making a live-action Courage the (non)-Cowardly Dog.
August 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Holy crap, they're making a live-action Courage the (non)-Cowardly Dog.
I grew up on these streets
August 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I grew up on these streets