Needed to tune out for a while but Ivan is back with his regularly scheduled programming.

National Love Your Pet Day (especially when he gets his head tangled up in a bag). PS: The horrors persist.

Ivan channeling Bea Arthur when someone wonders out loud why Trump appears to only want to disrupt programs that affect the most vulnerable people and not the wealthiest. #thingsthatmakeyougohmmmm

According to folklore, when a white cat appears before you with its right paw crossed over it’s left paw, it is sign to defy racist, sexist, ableist, fascist, and/or just plain bonkers executive orders.

I call this “Cat Wants to Be Cake,” or “Ridiculous Distraction from the Intentional Daily Chaos Perpetrated by an Administration of Weak-Minded Misanthropes.”

Today finds Ivan screaming into the void. But, in his defense, we are low on snacks and high on executive abuse. What’s a fluff ball to do?

Cracking under enormous pressure to post something, ANYTHING, to kick off my feed, and concluding what the world needs now is another cat picture. Here, Ivan heads down to his basement lair to plot world domination that doesn’t involve the subjugation of others.