good morning friends 💚✨

stat·ute of lim·i·ta·tions
/ˈstaCHo͞ot əv ˌliməˈtāSHənz/
noun Law

The act of scaring your victim long enough that you get off of your crime.

#law #truecrime #fuckpatriarchy

My mom has unopened fondue cheese in her fridge that expired before the pandemic. Anyone else's boomer parents have food well past its date collecting dust in their house?

#eldermillenial #millenial #expiredfood

You can't tell me punk rocker vests aren't bedazzled.

#punk #punkrock #bedazzled

I can't let my mother read my work. She thinks I'm deranged. There is no difference between reality and art.
Anyone relate?
#writer #writing #author #writers #canadianauthor