“I disagree but compelled by the laws of career journalism, say nothing.”
Aah thank god for the “free” press!

I’ve just looked on toXic and they are… Rupert Lowe going to support toXic in Parliament and little tommy agreeing it’s all about censorship… oh and of course his sponsorship could be at risk!

Looking forward to 2029!
Make Britian Grate

The Royal Parks charity decision, “…due to the closure of The Metropolitan Police’s Royal Parks Operational Command Unit.”
“..~30k watched last year, no problem” www.standard.co.uk/news/london/...

Some hope he is now at one with nature… albeit more likely to steal your chips on Brighton seafront 🦤

I thought you wrote humour/satire…. didn’t realise you’re now publishing fact!