_Ken Lyon_
@kenlyon.bsky.social
I do this for Humor and Info. 🐸🧠. B- donor, not for $. Southpaw. Fierce Democrat. Dabbles in GeoSciences🌐/High Energy Physics⚡️🧲. Working Hypothesis: Dark Energy may create alternate Entropies. 🚫 NO DM's, Crypto, or porn. I block a lot. 🚫
As seen: UNUSUALLY Huge Bags under the eyes (like duffles) seen on World Leaders usually indicate serious Late-Night Breifings and Strategy Sessions.
➡️ France's D.G.S.E., among several others, have taken a Leadership Role in 🌐 Security, thanks to the inreasing vacuum left by the TrumpPutin regime.
➡️ France's D.G.S.E., among several others, have taken a Leadership Role in 🌐 Security, thanks to the inreasing vacuum left by the TrumpPutin regime.
Who are we ? | DGSE
www.dgse.gouv.fr
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
As seen: UNUSUALLY Huge Bags under the eyes (like duffles) seen on World Leaders usually indicate serious Late-Night Breifings and Strategy Sessions.
➡️ France's D.G.S.E., among several others, have taken a Leadership Role in 🌐 Security, thanks to the inreasing vacuum left by the TrumpPutin regime.
➡️ France's D.G.S.E., among several others, have taken a Leadership Role in 🌐 Security, thanks to the inreasing vacuum left by the TrumpPutin regime.
The 'Lead with Imaginary Catastrophe' rationale:
"We spend more money than we have Now, so maybe The Threat of our Moon crashing into the Earth can be avoided. It's a win-win for The Future."
"We spend more money than we have Now, so maybe The Threat of our Moon crashing into the Earth can be avoided. It's a win-win for The Future."
January 20, 2026 at 12:45 PM
The 'Lead with Imaginary Catastrophe' rationale:
"We spend more money than we have Now, so maybe The Threat of our Moon crashing into the Earth can be avoided. It's a win-win for The Future."
"We spend more money than we have Now, so maybe The Threat of our Moon crashing into the Earth can be avoided. It's a win-win for The Future."
"Cancer and Carcinogens, Bee Hive Devastation, and you name it.
It's All Good. What kills us, only makes us Stronger."
- RFK, Jr.
It's All Good. What kills us, only makes us Stronger."
- RFK, Jr.
January 19, 2026 at 9:22 PM
"Cancer and Carcinogens, Bee Hive Devastation, and you name it.
It's All Good. What kills us, only makes us Stronger."
- RFK, Jr.
It's All Good. What kills us, only makes us Stronger."
- RFK, Jr.
Lunatic.
NATO has already disavowed The TrumpPutin Regime.
We are now an Island.
The G9lden Lord of the Flies
Blusters.
No sane person
Answers.
NATO has already disavowed The TrumpPutin Regime.
We are now an Island.
The G9lden Lord of the Flies
Blusters.
No sane person
Answers.
January 19, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Lunatic.
NATO has already disavowed The TrumpPutin Regime.
We are now an Island.
The G9lden Lord of the Flies
Blusters.
No sane person
Answers.
NATO has already disavowed The TrumpPutin Regime.
We are now an Island.
The G9lden Lord of the Flies
Blusters.
No sane person
Answers.
H.C.A.P. syndrome-
"If I have to mansplain it, you simply Wouldn't understand."
"If I have to mansplain it, you simply Wouldn't understand."
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
H.C.A.P. syndrome-
"If I have to mansplain it, you simply Wouldn't understand."
"If I have to mansplain it, you simply Wouldn't understand."
Traffic signal standposts that can wash your windshield instead of the 'squirtNsqueegie' guy.
(Complete with autopay.)
(Complete with autopay.)
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Traffic signal standposts that can wash your windshield instead of the 'squirtNsqueegie' guy.
(Complete with autopay.)
(Complete with autopay.)
That's just about when Marlon Brando rides in and does donuts and wheelies, right?
Dreamland? Don't kid a kidder.
Dreamland? Don't kid a kidder.
a man in a leather jacket talks to a woman in a dress
ALT: a man in a leather jacket talks to a woman in a dress
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:54 PM
That's just about when Marlon Brando rides in and does donuts and wheelies, right?
Dreamland? Don't kid a kidder.
Dreamland? Don't kid a kidder.
FaaaK. Sympathies, pard'-
3 weeks of Snow and Ice Storms in my First Month in New Hampster.
The locals blame me, I can tell.
Someone definitely leaked that I lived for 50+ years in SoCal.
I'm freezing my giblets AND jibblies off. 😬
WX is Off the Rails, worlwide.
3 weeks of Snow and Ice Storms in my First Month in New Hampster.
The locals blame me, I can tell.
Someone definitely leaked that I lived for 50+ years in SoCal.
I'm freezing my giblets AND jibblies off. 😬
WX is Off the Rails, worlwide.
January 19, 2026 at 12:59 PM
FaaaK. Sympathies, pard'-
3 weeks of Snow and Ice Storms in my First Month in New Hampster.
The locals blame me, I can tell.
Someone definitely leaked that I lived for 50+ years in SoCal.
I'm freezing my giblets AND jibblies off. 😬
WX is Off the Rails, worlwide.
3 weeks of Snow and Ice Storms in my First Month in New Hampster.
The locals blame me, I can tell.
Someone definitely leaked that I lived for 50+ years in SoCal.
I'm freezing my giblets AND jibblies off. 😬
WX is Off the Rails, worlwide.
Sure, Corey:
"Now, NEVER gear-up like Cosplay Wannabe, Do Due Diligance to Positively Identify ACTUAL bad people, Get a Judicial Warrant, and NEVER TACKLE, BRUTALIZE or SHOOT first and ask questions Later."
- An attempted Relearn Session, American Gestapo.
Laughable Disaster.
"Now, NEVER gear-up like Cosplay Wannabe, Do Due Diligance to Positively Identify ACTUAL bad people, Get a Judicial Warrant, and NEVER TACKLE, BRUTALIZE or SHOOT first and ask questions Later."
- An attempted Relearn Session, American Gestapo.
Laughable Disaster.
January 18, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Sure, Corey:
"Now, NEVER gear-up like Cosplay Wannabe, Do Due Diligance to Positively Identify ACTUAL bad people, Get a Judicial Warrant, and NEVER TACKLE, BRUTALIZE or SHOOT first and ask questions Later."
- An attempted Relearn Session, American Gestapo.
Laughable Disaster.
"Now, NEVER gear-up like Cosplay Wannabe, Do Due Diligance to Positively Identify ACTUAL bad people, Get a Judicial Warrant, and NEVER TACKLE, BRUTALIZE or SHOOT first and ask questions Later."
- An attempted Relearn Session, American Gestapo.
Laughable Disaster.
"DAI": Defund & Abolish I.C.E.
January 17, 2026 at 11:23 PM
"DAI": Defund & Abolish I.C.E.
"I go swimming!"
- Peter Gabriel
- Peter Gabriel
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
"I go swimming!"
- Peter Gabriel
- Peter Gabriel
I think that's close to 9% of Danes.
I was never good at math, but I know most Danish are good.
🥮
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
I was never good at math, but I know most Danish are good.
🥮
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
List of Danish desserts - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I think that's close to 9% of Danes.
I was never good at math, but I know most Danish are good.
🥮
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
I was never good at math, but I know most Danish are good.
🥮
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
I like France.
So, a public BitchSlap and a decisive KneeDrop?
That would work.
I like France.
So, a public BitchSlap and a decisive KneeDrop?
That would work.
I like France.
January 17, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I like France.
So, a public BitchSlap and a decisive KneeDrop?
That would work.
I like France.
So, a public BitchSlap and a decisive KneeDrop?
That would work.
I like France.
One word: "John Cleese."
January 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
One word: "John Cleese."
He once identified a "jeraff" (🦬) on a cognitive assessment.
👍
👍
January 17, 2026 at 10:07 PM
He once identified a "jeraff" (🦬) on a cognitive assessment.
👍
👍
I need French Wine for my Children.
Think of The Children.
Think of The Children.
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I need French Wine for my Children.
Think of The Children.
Think of The Children.
Can we talk about steering column locks, or is that not 'Suspending Disbelief'?
Some farm equipment even have those...
Some farm equipment even have those...
January 17, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Can we talk about steering column locks, or is that not 'Suspending Disbelief'?
Some farm equipment even have those...
Some farm equipment even have those...
They have both proven to be assholes.
The Nobel Prize Committee should strip the medal, and condemn them both, as Alfred's Legacy has been unduly harmed.
The Nobel Prize Committee should strip the medal, and condemn them both, as Alfred's Legacy has been unduly harmed.
January 16, 2026 at 1:59 AM
They have both proven to be assholes.
The Nobel Prize Committee should strip the medal, and condemn them both, as Alfred's Legacy has been unduly harmed.
The Nobel Prize Committee should strip the medal, and condemn them both, as Alfred's Legacy has been unduly harmed.
Dodge pick-up trucks?
January 16, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Dodge pick-up trucks?
Dude looks like an entire crop of broccoli dressed like a chicken.
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Dude looks like an entire crop of broccoli dressed like a chicken.