Ken McAlpine
@kenmcalpine.bsky.social
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover
Pat Cummins' powers of wokeness are so strong that he made Jeremy Clarkson drink a WOKE hazy IPA and it looks like Clarkson even enjoyed it. Even better, Pat is drinking a lager just to rub it in
June 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Pat Cummins' powers of wokeness are so strong that he made Jeremy Clarkson drink a WOKE hazy IPA and it looks like Clarkson even enjoyed it. Even better, Pat is drinking a lager just to rub it in
I would advise the court sketch artist not to accept the lunch invitation from Erin Patterson when it inevitably arrives
June 2, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I would advise the court sketch artist not to accept the lunch invitation from Erin Patterson when it inevitably arrives
What a time to be alive
May 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
What a time to be alive
36 days of selling brown sandwiches and telling us how tasty they are
May 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
36 days of selling brown sandwiches and telling us how tasty they are
He didn’t know the microphone was on - now his career is over!
May 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
He didn’t know the microphone was on - now his career is over!
April 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
And the close relation: “we’ve been very clear about that”
April 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
And the close relation: “we’ve been very clear about that”
Part of the answer to this question from Peta Credlin can be found in Niki Savva’s excellent book about the brief and comically disastrous reign of Tony Abbott as PM, “The Road To Ruin” #auspol
April 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Part of the answer to this question from Peta Credlin can be found in Niki Savva’s excellent book about the brief and comically disastrous reign of Tony Abbott as PM, “The Road To Ruin” #auspol
“Mr President, a third Liberal campaign truck has-“
April 23, 2025 at 9:03 AM
“Mr President, a third Liberal campaign truck has-“
A decent sized donation usually gets him to move. Sometimes across an entire continent and back
April 23, 2025 at 8:56 AM
A decent sized donation usually gets him to move. Sometimes across an entire continent and back
Hi I’m Peter and my signature policy lasts for just 12 months. Vote for me! (please)
April 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Hi I’m Peter and my signature policy lasts for just 12 months. Vote for me! (please)
Can you take a lobby group seriously when they can't even spell the name of one of Australia's two major political parties? This is amateur hour (or more likely another lazy use of AI) #auspol
April 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Can you take a lobby group seriously when they can't even spell the name of one of Australia's two major political parties? This is amateur hour (or more likely another lazy use of AI) #auspol
"Don't bring my family into this! My family is off limits and their personal and financial affairs should never be dug into by journalists or the Labor Par-" #auspol
April 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"Don't bring my family into this! My family is off limits and their personal and financial affairs should never be dug into by journalists or the Labor Par-" #auspol
April 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Everyone:
Absolutely everyone:
Janet Albrechtsen: Hold my beer. There is another sex pest who urgently needs my help
Absolutely everyone:
Janet Albrechtsen: Hold my beer. There is another sex pest who urgently needs my help
April 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Everyone:
Absolutely everyone:
Janet Albrechtsen: Hold my beer. There is another sex pest who urgently needs my help
Absolutely everyone:
Janet Albrechtsen: Hold my beer. There is another sex pest who urgently needs my help
I had to drop my policies because Labor was distorting them, says Dutton. Your entire nasty political career has been based on making Aussies scared of penniless foreigners, so go f*ck yourself buddy
April 7, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I had to drop my policies because Labor was distorting them, says Dutton. Your entire nasty political career has been based on making Aussies scared of penniless foreigners, so go f*ck yourself buddy
April 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM