Don't tell me I'm gonna have to fight her for him!

Le gasp, first I've heard anything about it.

By which I mean comments.

Like, it's sitting in my Switch after pre-ordering, and I'm heartbroken cos I'm convincing myself to finish Donkey Kong before starting it.

Dan sang over it, and I couldn't tell what the (changed) words were, and now we're getting divorced.

SHUT UP THE TWO OF YOU AND STOP DISTRACTING FROM THE BOYS!!!!! (Even if it is ad break.)

I don't know what this is, so... *shrugs

Like, the majority of my Discover Weekly's are (consistently) minus-es, usually because there's either a TERRIBLE voice (or auto-tuned to fuck), or an overly-aggressive focus on a beat that just turns it into noise.

Shouldn't they have the hint by now?

You could just....not?

I realised the other day I couldn't be arsed watching it this weekend, and then seeing various spoilers (from Netflix) within about 24 hours just stank of desperate marketing, and made me care even less.

Think it might need a rewatch here, actually.

You "stayed" post-credits too, yeah?

It wasn't me, though. It was the video that did it.

Was one aired 15-ish years ago produced and airing on the channel I worked for, really looking forward to it...

DEAR GOD IT WAS FUCKING SHIT.

I'm not explaining how my brain works after that....

Love that I just had to look it up cos, based on the name, I genuinely thought it WAS one of those piss-take ones.