Kenny Higgs
@kennyhiggs.bsky.social
Never done anything but almost did everything. Displaced Brightonian.
Bloody hell! Willoughby's back. I thought we'd seen the last of that toerag!
(Sorry for the spoiler but it *was* published in 1811 so you've had time)
#JaneAusten
(Sorry for the spoiler but it *was* published in 1811 so you've had time)
#JaneAusten
January 15, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Bloody hell! Willoughby's back. I thought we'd seen the last of that toerag!
(Sorry for the spoiler but it *was* published in 1811 so you've had time)
#JaneAusten
(Sorry for the spoiler but it *was* published in 1811 so you've had time)
#JaneAusten
Merry Christmas to all on social media, especially the ones who are desperate to post but have boldly told everyone they're having a break for Christmas, even though they'll be lurking all day, itching to reply to that post on the local Facebook group about whether or not Lidl is open (it's not).
December 25, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Merry Christmas to all on social media, especially the ones who are desperate to post but have boldly told everyone they're having a break for Christmas, even though they'll be lurking all day, itching to reply to that post on the local Facebook group about whether or not Lidl is open (it's not).
I've celebrated Christmas Eve with @robthehoople.bsky.social every year since we were at school together. We haven't changed a bit.
December 24, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I've celebrated Christmas Eve with @robthehoople.bsky.social every year since we were at school together. We haven't changed a bit.
Traditional Christmas Eve with @robthehoople.bsky.social
December 24, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Traditional Christmas Eve with @robthehoople.bsky.social
Reposted by Kenny Higgs
Out now, the Christmas episode of the official Tony Hancock podcast, Very Nearly An Armful. We review the 1958 special of Hancock's Half Hour, Bill and Father Christmas, where Bill finds out the truth about Santa at the tender age of 34! It's on your favourite platform now.
December 21, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Out now, the Christmas episode of the official Tony Hancock podcast, Very Nearly An Armful. We review the 1958 special of Hancock's Half Hour, Bill and Father Christmas, where Bill finds out the truth about Santa at the tender age of 34! It's on your favourite platform now.
@tonyhancock.bsky.social there you are!
December 23, 2024 at 7:40 PM
@tonyhancock.bsky.social there you are!
Mince pie pinwheel type things. Get in.
December 22, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Mince pie pinwheel type things. Get in.
The tidal wave of "I'm taking a break from social media to spend time with my family over Christmas" posts has begun. I love it when they crawl back five hours later, moments after the original post has mysteriously disappeared.
December 22, 2024 at 8:41 AM
The tidal wave of "I'm taking a break from social media to spend time with my family over Christmas" posts has begun. I love it when they crawl back five hours later, moments after the original post has mysteriously disappeared.
My son has written "I love you so much" on the tag on his sister's Christmas gift.
Will the doctors first thing tomorrow be sufficient, or should I take him straight to A&E now?
Will the doctors first thing tomorrow be sufficient, or should I take him straight to A&E now?
December 20, 2024 at 7:31 AM
My son has written "I love you so much" on the tag on his sister's Christmas gift.
Will the doctors first thing tomorrow be sufficient, or should I take him straight to A&E now?
Will the doctors first thing tomorrow be sufficient, or should I take him straight to A&E now?
They did a dislocated bollock on top of my coffee this morning.
December 18, 2024 at 9:25 AM
They did a dislocated bollock on top of my coffee this morning.
Making the boy a packed lunch for football training, and for a joke I put some fruit in there.
We laughed, and laughed, and laughed.
#DadOfTheYear
We laughed, and laughed, and laughed.
#DadOfTheYear
December 16, 2024 at 7:31 AM
Making the boy a packed lunch for football training, and for a joke I put some fruit in there.
We laughed, and laughed, and laughed.
#DadOfTheYear
We laughed, and laughed, and laughed.
#DadOfTheYear
Health wise I've had a pretty decent 2024. I planned to lose 2 stone in weight and I've only got 4 stone to go 💪
December 15, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Health wise I've had a pretty decent 2024. I planned to lose 2 stone in weight and I've only got 4 stone to go 💪
Sometimes the true meaning of Christmas is lost, but it's captured perfectly in this tableau of Joseph, Mary and the little baby Thumb
December 14, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Sometimes the true meaning of Christmas is lost, but it's captured perfectly in this tableau of Joseph, Mary and the little baby Thumb
I've just performed my version of Feliz Navidad in a quite frankly perfect Spanish accent, and my daughter's only comment was that I sounded like Dracula.
So that's great.
So that's great.
December 13, 2024 at 12:29 PM
I've just performed my version of Feliz Navidad in a quite frankly perfect Spanish accent, and my daughter's only comment was that I sounded like Dracula.
So that's great.
So that's great.
Leading French mathematician François Viète died on this day in 1603 aged 63.
RIP Franny, you're with the angles now.
#HashtagSadFace
RIP Franny, you're with the angles now.
#HashtagSadFace
December 13, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Leading French mathematician François Viète died on this day in 1603 aged 63.
RIP Franny, you're with the angles now.
#HashtagSadFace
RIP Franny, you're with the angles now.
#HashtagSadFace
When you compliment a food establishment on your Instagram stories, but they don't add it to their own.
Note: treble the trauma when they repost all others except yours.
Note: treble the trauma when they repost all others except yours.
a boy in a gray shirt is reaching out towards a man in a suit with the word nation written on the bottom
ALT: a boy in a gray shirt is reaching out towards a man in a suit with the word nation written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2024 at 10:39 PM
When you compliment a food establishment on your Instagram stories, but they don't add it to their own.
Note: treble the trauma when they repost all others except yours.
Note: treble the trauma when they repost all others except yours.
Nothing screams "one of them has been at it" like a joint husband and wife Facebook account .
December 12, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Nothing screams "one of them has been at it" like a joint husband and wife Facebook account .
My son just said it must be amazing being a cat. You don't have to do anything, people bring you food, and when you've had enough of a situation you can just walk off.
Literally his life.
#OxfordComma
Literally his life.
#OxfordComma
December 12, 2024 at 9:34 AM
My son just said it must be amazing being a cat. You don't have to do anything, people bring you food, and when you've had enough of a situation you can just walk off.
Literally his life.
#OxfordComma
Literally his life.
#OxfordComma
Learning about all the features on BlueSky. Just figured out how to create lists. Got the main one set up. @robthehoople.bsky.social
December 11, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Learning about all the features on BlueSky. Just figured out how to create lists. Got the main one set up. @robthehoople.bsky.social
Reposted by Kenny Higgs
There’s a version of this going round on Facebook. Here’s the original. It’s by… me!
Furthermore, if you like it, I can draw one for you!
https://www.worldofmoose.com/products/everest-cartoon
Furthermore, if you like it, I can draw one for you!
https://www.worldofmoose.com/products/everest-cartoon
December 10, 2024 at 7:03 AM
There’s a version of this going round on Facebook. Here’s the original. It’s by… me!
Furthermore, if you like it, I can draw one for you!
https://www.worldofmoose.com/products/everest-cartoon
Furthermore, if you like it, I can draw one for you!
https://www.worldofmoose.com/products/everest-cartoon
There goes my pancreas... the traditional Christmas breakfast season has started.
December 9, 2024 at 7:34 AM
There goes my pancreas... the traditional Christmas breakfast season has started.
The correct orientation for putting on footwear is: "sock, sock, shoe, shoe".
If you do: "sock, shoe, sock, shoe" you're an absolute danger who ought to be in nick, ideally for around 18 months.
If you do: "sock, shoe, sock, shoe" you're an absolute danger who ought to be in nick, ideally for around 18 months.
December 8, 2024 at 10:51 AM
The correct orientation for putting on footwear is: "sock, sock, shoe, shoe".
If you do: "sock, shoe, sock, shoe" you're an absolute danger who ought to be in nick, ideally for around 18 months.
If you do: "sock, shoe, sock, shoe" you're an absolute danger who ought to be in nick, ideally for around 18 months.
Do you look on Facebook selling groups? I like it when the seller angrily announces 'NEED GONE TODAY!' as though it's somehow our fault they're lumbered with a bakelite teapot shaped like Tommy Cooper. If it needs to be gone today, throw it in the bin with all the other crap.
December 8, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Do you look on Facebook selling groups? I like it when the seller angrily announces 'NEED GONE TODAY!' as though it's somehow our fault they're lumbered with a bakelite teapot shaped like Tommy Cooper. If it needs to be gone today, throw it in the bin with all the other crap.
Wells-next-the-sea. Glorious.
December 7, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Wells-next-the-sea. Glorious.