You know who else deserves a Nobel Peace Prize? President Mbasago of Equatorial Guinea. Since executing his own uncle in 1979 he hasn’t killed any other relative that we know of since.

Congratulations Elon Musk on surpassing Professor Calculus on number of unplanned explosions. If the good professor were real he would take comfort in knowing there was someone more incompetent than him. It’s a shame we can’t also confine you to the realm of fiction.

Wicked dealer! Clothes are an invention of Satan. I refuse to support any type of commission.