My parents are proud of me…now what?

If you are a man and you fit at least two of these… Call me
- Sexy
- Has Money
- Doesn’t do meth

Dreams are so stupid. They tell me all the things I already know in simultaneously the scariest and most depressing ways

Driving in Atlanta rush hour traffic ❌
Hanging out in the Target parking lot for 3 hours ✅

I did like three things today and that’s at least twice as many things as I did yesterday

Today I woke up and decided to gaslight myself into having a good day