Kenzie Rowland
@kenzierowland.bsky.social
The Margot to my own Woolly
Poet // TEDx Speaker // BOPO // TWBC Podcast // Ladylike Show // Cat Mom
Poet // TEDx Speaker // BOPO // TWBC Podcast // Ladylike Show // Cat Mom
Hope, is that you?
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Hope, is that you?
Elon pretending he isn’t also the problem.
June 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Elon pretending he isn’t also the problem.
I like the new Pope already.
May 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I like the new Pope already.
What an absolute fucking loser JK Rowling is. This is the weirdest and grossest tweet I have seen lately and truly that’s saying something. #jkrowling
April 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
What an absolute fucking loser JK Rowling is. This is the weirdest and grossest tweet I have seen lately and truly that’s saying something. #jkrowling
What a way to close out the craziest month 🌷
March 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What a way to close out the craziest month 🌷
Me: I don’t think I could possibly get anymore overwhelmed.
The universe:
The universe:
March 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Me: I don’t think I could possibly get anymore overwhelmed.
The universe:
The universe:
This administration has caused me to take up smoking.
March 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This administration has caused me to take up smoking.
I’m officially on @flashes.blue! Come hang out with me 🫶🏻
February 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’m officially on @flashes.blue! Come hang out with me 🫶🏻
Good morning! Yesterday was a really hard day, but today there’s sunshine and open windows and kitties and flowers and early spring weather and it’s gonna be ok🪴
February 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Good morning! Yesterday was a really hard day, but today there’s sunshine and open windows and kitties and flowers and early spring weather and it’s gonna be ok🪴
Here’s my new kitchen bouquet while I Love Lucy plays in the background to cleanse your timelines.
February 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Here’s my new kitchen bouquet while I Love Lucy plays in the background to cleanse your timelines.
This was my literal fortune cookie tonight and I don’t know what it means for me… but it feels bad.
February 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This was my literal fortune cookie tonight and I don’t know what it means for me… but it feels bad.
Goodnight from me and my 13 year old 12 pound baby who likes to cuddle into my neck at night 💕
February 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Goodnight from me and my 13 year old 12 pound baby who likes to cuddle into my neck at night 💕
Here’s my kitty and flowers and sunshine for a moment of peace on your timeline.
February 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Here’s my kitty and flowers and sunshine for a moment of peace on your timeline.
I’ll go first. Here’s one that made me giggle.
February 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’ll go first. Here’s one that made me giggle.
All I do now is watch British panel game shows and pretend I don’t live in America anymore.
February 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
All I do now is watch British panel game shows and pretend I don’t live in America anymore.
Here’s some roses in my kitchen that I keep looking at today. It’s a really hard week. You need some roses, too.
February 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here’s some roses in my kitchen that I keep looking at today. It’s a really hard week. You need some roses, too.
Hi I’m having a hard day consuming so much evil and sadness all around me. I feel like all I do is cry lately. I put on an outfit that made me feel cute and I wanted to share. K thanks for listening.
February 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hi I’m having a hard day consuming so much evil and sadness all around me. I feel like all I do is cry lately. I put on an outfit that made me feel cute and I wanted to share. K thanks for listening.
Gonna tell my kids this was Elon
Musk and his Muskrats.
Musk and his Muskrats.
February 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Gonna tell my kids this was Elon
Musk and his Muskrats.
Musk and his Muskrats.
How it truly feels to be alive lately.
January 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
How it truly feels to be alive lately.
Sophie wants to remind you to take a nap today.
January 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Sophie wants to remind you to take a nap today.
Never again is now 🤍
Repost from Zoe Lister-Jones
Repost from Zoe Lister-Jones
January 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Never again is now 🤍
Repost from Zoe Lister-Jones
Repost from Zoe Lister-Jones
TV Pitch:
We bring Supernanny back, but this time for your Boomer and old Gen X-er parents who voted for Trump.
We bring Supernanny back, but this time for your Boomer and old Gen X-er parents who voted for Trump.
January 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
TV Pitch:
We bring Supernanny back, but this time for your Boomer and old Gen X-er parents who voted for Trump.
We bring Supernanny back, but this time for your Boomer and old Gen X-er parents who voted for Trump.
The only way I’m making it through this work day.
Sophie is the best kitty in the world 💕
(But also so is your kitty because all kitties are the best kitty in the world.)
Sophie is the best kitty in the world 💕
(But also so is your kitty because all kitties are the best kitty in the world.)
January 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The only way I’m making it through this work day.
Sophie is the best kitty in the world 💕
(But also so is your kitty because all kitties are the best kitty in the world.)
Sophie is the best kitty in the world 💕
(But also so is your kitty because all kitties are the best kitty in the world.)