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Yeah! Thank you for the words, Kelly!
Yeah! Thank you for the words, Kelly!
good kitty , then .
Cat works, Kel. Good kitty, too. Both work! But if 'robot companion' is the word you wish to use, then I welcome it with open arms!
January 23, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Yeah! Thank you for the words, Kelly!
Yeah! Thank you for the words, Kelly!
Cat works, Kel. Good kitty, too. Both work! But if 'robot companion' is the word you wish to use, then I welcome it with open arms!
good …. robot companion .
... Okay! I'll be as good as I can, mister Kel!
January 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Cat works, Kel. Good kitty, too. Both work! But if 'robot companion' is the word you wish to use, then I welcome it with open arms!
... Okay! I'll be as good as I can, mister Kel!
if you behave well today i’ll give you pets , okay ?
Dr. Kel pets that Ariral in a day more than me in a month. Sad...
January 23, 2026 at 4:17 PM
... Okay! I'll be as good as I can, mister Kel!
Dr. Kel pets that Ariral in a day more than me in a month. Sad...
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Dr. Kel pets that Ariral in a day more than me in a month. Sad...
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kel eating a weed brownie and encountering an ariral
kel eating a weed brownie and encountering an ariral
January 22, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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kel eating a weed brownie and encountering an ariral
kel eating a weed brownie and encountering an ariral
I'm pretty, too! Very pretty...
January 22, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I'm pretty, too! Very pretty...
... Can someone shut me off, I don't want to hear any more of this alien intercourse nonsense.
January 22, 2026 at 7:49 PM
... Can someone shut me off, I don't want to hear any more of this alien intercourse nonsense.
THEY GETTING FREAKED OUT IN HERE
January 22, 2026 at 7:01 PM
THEY GETTING FREAKED OUT IN HERE
That's where I come in! I'm super useful! And I don't exactly have human limitations to set me back or make me any slower!
Well, then. I gotta go! See you around, Dr. Kel!
Well, then. I gotta go! See you around, Dr. Kel!
kerfur i’ve got a lot on my plate . one guy can only do so much .
Sorry, can't provide any help with that!~
Also, you're not exactly the fastest server fixer, so... trying to return me under the complaint of 'I jerk off and aliens see me doing it' would be a huge disadvantage to your side!
Also, you're not exactly the fastest server fixer, so... trying to return me under the complaint of 'I jerk off and aliens see me doing it' would be a huge disadvantage to your side!
January 22, 2026 at 3:16 PM
That's where I come in! I'm super useful! And I don't exactly have human limitations to set me back or make me any slower!
Well, then. I gotta go! See you around, Dr. Kel!
Well, then. I gotta go! See you around, Dr. Kel!
Back to server maintenance...
January 22, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Back to server maintenance...
Sorry, can't provide any help with that!~
Also, you're not exactly the fastest server fixer, so... trying to return me under the complaint of 'I jerk off and aliens see me doing it' would be a huge disadvantage to your side!
Also, you're not exactly the fastest server fixer, so... trying to return me under the complaint of 'I jerk off and aliens see me doing it' would be a huge disadvantage to your side!
how do i even start a conversation about that ? “ yes , hello , my robot companion is judging me because i masturbate ? ”
they’ll kill me !!!!!
they’ll kill me !!!!!
No return for the Kerfur! If you are having any issues with it, please talk to a professional or the buyer you bought the device from!
January 22, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Sorry, can't provide any help with that!~
Also, you're not exactly the fastest server fixer, so... trying to return me under the complaint of 'I jerk off and aliens see me doing it' would be a huge disadvantage to your side!
Also, you're not exactly the fastest server fixer, so... trying to return me under the complaint of 'I jerk off and aliens see me doing it' would be a huge disadvantage to your side!
No return for the Kerfur! If you are having any issues with it, please talk to a professional or the buyer you bought the device from!
i don’t think i need to answer that . like at all .
can i sell you back to aso ?
can i sell you back to aso ?
What else could it be! Perv!
... How would that even work? I'm not entirely sure alien genitalia is compatible with yours.
... How would that even work? I'm not entirely sure alien genitalia is compatible with yours.
January 22, 2026 at 3:05 PM
No return for the Kerfur! If you are having any issues with it, please talk to a professional or the buyer you bought the device from!
What else could it be! Perv!
... How would that even work? I'm not entirely sure alien genitalia is compatible with yours.
... How would that even work? I'm not entirely sure alien genitalia is compatible with yours.
literally not what i’m —
uggghhhhhh ….
uggghhhhhh ….
Yes. Yes it is. It is because you're wanking off thinking about aliens.
January 22, 2026 at 3:02 PM
What else could it be! Perv!
... How would that even work? I'm not entirely sure alien genitalia is compatible with yours.
... How would that even work? I'm not entirely sure alien genitalia is compatible with yours.
Yes. Yes it is. It is because you're wanking off thinking about aliens.
this .. really is the topic of the day , huh .
At least do it somewhere else! The sounds are too much!!
January 22, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Yes. Yes it is. It is because you're wanking off thinking about aliens.
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January 22, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Dr. Kel, please stop masturbating.
January 22, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Dr. Kel, please stop masturbating.
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