keri707.bsky.social
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I also want to...

forget that I’m 40-whatever and my face is melting off and my organs are probably brewing up a Stage 4 somethin’ as we speak

(best line from The Roses)

I love Kate McKinnon!
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Ever since I was 18 I was registered as a Democrat. Today, I changed it to unaffiliated.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I don't pretend to be an expert at pro football... but when the announcer says a player did a "self-completion"... 🤔🤨
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
🤫💤🐝
August 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Fiber: Not a good part time lover. You either have to eat it all the time or never. Intermittent = diabolical GI.
August 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
For some reason this zinnia almost seems EXTRA because it pushed the petals down. In defiance? In pride? Nature is interesting! #bloomscrolling
July 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Remember when the nation was so concerned whether the politician inhaled or not when he smoked pot? How cute and quaint that is...
July 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Sunflower seeds (in-shell) are a food that should only be eaten when you are by yourself.
June 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Went here today for a tour. Almost burst into tears. Recommend!
June 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Coral Charm peonies bloomed. The picture doesn't fully capture the array of colors. Lightest peach to an electric coral. They are stunning yet no scent! #bloomscrolling
May 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This clematis is generally single-petaled, but this one didn't seem to know that. Thought it was a dahlia I guess! #bloomscrolling
May 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Last night's dream: There was a bad guy who said he was going to blow up the building where some friends and I lived. I was terrified and was trying to figure out which room of my apartment was safest since an explosion was likely.
May 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Loving my cute Royal Velvet Melittis. Perfect ball shape. Smells nice too. #bloomscrolling
May 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Not much like the pain and
stupidity of biting into a fresh-to-the-table soup dumpling! Burned my lip!
May 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I saw a hybrid Northern Flicker today - had red cheeks (more Western) and red nape (more Eastern). Getting freaky with those different than us can make the world more interesting!
April 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Birding is basically the same as Pokémon Go.
April 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
He was a pretty good Pope overall... and I know he just died... but I haven't forgotten this:
April 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Anyone else feel like this is so much worse than you had imagined? I don't think I braced myself properly.
April 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
@nickofferman.bsky.social Great job announcing tonight! 👏
March 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
@janefonda.com Wonderful, powerful speech tonight at the SAG awards! 👏🫶
February 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
TFW... you get your neti pot water at the exact right temperature.
January 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I've reached the age where every night I put on a nasal strip, take a sleep aid, and position myself so I don't wake up with back pain. Fun!
January 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Happy New Year!

*actual dumpster I saw
January 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
How Monday feels.
November 26, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Reposted
I’m focusing on today because the future just seems so exhausting.
November 15, 2024 at 3:24 AM