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Does it come with a 12VHPWR cable that'll grill and or flambé your insides when it turns out that the wires in the cable weren't thicc enough?
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
As someone who has never played SM64 and thus has zero nostalgia for the game - I blame @bismuthsr.bsky.social and @pannenkoek2012.bsky.social... :D
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Now if only this checkbox also existed for their release notes - although most of the recently published ones would probably be somewhere between "very, very terse" and "totally blank"... 😑
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
👍🫵
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
As they say - "LE TITS NOW"...
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Was it one of those, by any chance? 🙃

bsky.app/profile/radi...
WHY CAN'T THERE BE FUN LABELS FOR WOMEN'S BODY WASHES. I want strawberries and creme scent with like, a monster strawberry godzilla on the front.
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"Erwischt!"
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Would also work perfectly with the "Nein! Doch! Oh!" meme taken from the German dub of a Louis De Funes movie that went *really* viral ages ago and is still going... :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4aL...
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/doch#Ge...
Nein! - Doch! - Ohh!
YouTube video by brabblarsch
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"The Lives of Mobster Dogs"? I think the alt text is a bit too alternative here... 🙃
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Clown Car Ass Game, aka Fortnite
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Neill'd it!
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Bluesky is using the browser to re-jig the images; turns out if this all-black mess happens in my Firefox there's also a lot of messages in the "Graphics / Failure log" section of it's built-in "about:support" page - a click on "Terminate GPU Process" a bit above it usually fixes things.
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Gert Freebie
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Isn't Bond missing several parts after every movie? Don't we have a Special Agent of Theseus sitation here anyway?
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ganz ehrlich, ich mag Heuballen - aber ich könnte keinen ganzen essen...

Also ab in den Straßenverkauf damit, bevor er schlecht wird.

🫠
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Put in witness protection to protect the many witnesses of his work.
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Danke für donk.

Donke.
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM