Kristi
@kerosenehoney.bsky.social
18+. 30s. Sirmione. Bleeding heart liberal. 💙
Hufflepuff. Virgo. Fuck JKR, Tr*mp, and any other trolls who want to take rights away from the marginalized.
I’m probably taking Dr. Pepper to the face.
Hufflepuff. Virgo. Fuck JKR, Tr*mp, and any other trolls who want to take rights away from the marginalized.
I’m probably taking Dr. Pepper to the face.
Hi hi hi.
I wrote a fun little Harmony for my sweet @franzi945.bsky.social!
Second chance romance
Exes to lovers
Wedding shenanigans
archiveofourown.org/works/73468541
I wrote a fun little Harmony for my sweet @franzi945.bsky.social!
Second chance romance
Exes to lovers
Wedding shenanigans
archiveofourown.org/works/73468541
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hi hi hi.
I wrote a fun little Harmony for my sweet @franzi945.bsky.social!
Second chance romance
Exes to lovers
Wedding shenanigans
archiveofourown.org/works/73468541
I wrote a fun little Harmony for my sweet @franzi945.bsky.social!
Second chance romance
Exes to lovers
Wedding shenanigans
archiveofourown.org/works/73468541
NSFW Sirmione Drabble // Oral Sex, Public Sex, Inappropriate Use of a Penseive
ENJOY THIS ONE ITS DEPRAVED AND ALSO SWEET?
The coffee in his mug wasn’t even hot anymore; he’d had to cast too many rewarding charms over it to enjoy the taste, but he sipped at it anyway.
ENJOY THIS ONE ITS DEPRAVED AND ALSO SWEET?
The coffee in his mug wasn’t even hot anymore; he’d had to cast too many rewarding charms over it to enjoy the taste, but he sipped at it anyway.
July 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
NSFW Sirmione Drabble // Oral Sex, Public Sex, Inappropriate Use of a Penseive
ENJOY THIS ONE ITS DEPRAVED AND ALSO SWEET?
The coffee in his mug wasn’t even hot anymore; he’d had to cast too many rewarding charms over it to enjoy the taste, but he sipped at it anyway.
ENJOY THIS ONE ITS DEPRAVED AND ALSO SWEET?
The coffee in his mug wasn’t even hot anymore; he’d had to cast too many rewarding charms over it to enjoy the taste, but he sipped at it anyway.
Went to the store and spent idk $50 on flowers and booze. I am who I am.
June 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Went to the store and spent idk $50 on flowers and booze. I am who I am.
You Were The Ocean, a VikingBunny one shot. archiveofourown.org/works/65911636
May 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You Were The Ocean, a VikingBunny one shot. archiveofourown.org/works/65911636
I wrote a Panville with MCD for one of my best gal’s birthdays. Read on AO3! archiveofourown.org/works/65335537
May 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I wrote a Panville with MCD for one of my best gal’s birthdays. Read on AO3! archiveofourown.org/works/65335537
If you’re not already- make sure you’re following along over on the gram- a fun text fic is in the works.
May 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If you’re not already- make sure you’re following along over on the gram- a fun text fic is in the works.
Anyway what if I said sirmione text fic brain rot
April 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Anyway what if I said sirmione text fic brain rot
We’re back with another WTIYS! Enemies to lovers!
500ish words!
“Why is it always you?”
Let’s see what you brilliant beautiful minds can cook.
500ish words!
“Why is it always you?”
Let’s see what you brilliant beautiful minds can cook.
April 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We’re back with another WTIYS! Enemies to lovers!
500ish words!
“Why is it always you?”
Let’s see what you brilliant beautiful minds can cook.
500ish words!
“Why is it always you?”
Let’s see what you brilliant beautiful minds can cook.
Oh hey I wrote Blinny for @wanderingfair.bsky.social , and @frenchpresswriter.bsky.social made this BEAUTIFUL art.
archiveofourown.org/works/64987678
archiveofourown.org/works/64987678
April 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Oh hey I wrote Blinny for @wanderingfair.bsky.social , and @frenchpresswriter.bsky.social made this BEAUTIFUL art.
archiveofourown.org/works/64987678
archiveofourown.org/works/64987678
Little mini text exchange between my faves.
Hermione has new ink to show off and Sirius is not too happy about it.
Hermione has new ink to show off and Sirius is not too happy about it.
April 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Little mini text exchange between my faves.
Hermione has new ink to show off and Sirius is not too happy about it.
Hermione has new ink to show off and Sirius is not too happy about it.
WTIYS// Friends to Lovers
Ginny/Oliver, this got to be about 330 words, I can’t even follow my own rules.
Ginny/Oliver, this got to be about 330 words, I can’t even follow my own rules.
March 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
WTIYS// Friends to Lovers
Ginny/Oliver, this got to be about 330 words, I can’t even follow my own rules.
Ginny/Oliver, this got to be about 330 words, I can’t even follow my own rules.
I felt so impaired by @magicalsydney.bsky.social that I simply had to join the fun and see what mystical magical wonderment can be made here.
You know I’m a sucker for the F2L pipeline, so that’s what we’re rolling with! Tag me tag me tag me so I can see!
You know I’m a sucker for the F2L pipeline, so that’s what we’re rolling with! Tag me tag me tag me so I can see!
March 31, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I felt so impaired by @magicalsydney.bsky.social that I simply had to join the fun and see what mystical magical wonderment can be made here.
You know I’m a sucker for the F2L pipeline, so that’s what we’re rolling with! Tag me tag me tag me so I can see!
You know I’m a sucker for the F2L pipeline, so that’s what we’re rolling with! Tag me tag me tag me so I can see!
This story. I love it more than I can say. It is everything to me and it’s now complete. archiveofourown.org/works/625395...
March 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This story. I love it more than I can say. It is everything to me and it’s now complete. archiveofourown.org/works/625395...
That cancelled tv show you'll never stop thinking about:
This show. This soundtrack. The chemistry. The narration. It was utter perfection.
This show. This soundtrack. The chemistry. The narration. It was utter perfection.
March 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
That cancelled tv show you'll never stop thinking about:
This show. This soundtrack. The chemistry. The narration. It was utter perfection.
This show. This soundtrack. The chemistry. The narration. It was utter perfection.
If you guys need a new sport to flail about, may I suggest AFL?
March 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
If you guys need a new sport to flail about, may I suggest AFL?
SYDDDD i love mine.
Let pinterest inspire you (and maybe your next drabble)
Choose the first image when you search :
Couple
Dialogue quote
Place
Thing
Let pinterest inspire you (and maybe your next drabble)
Choose the first image when you search :
Couple
Dialogue quote
Place
Thing
March 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
SYDDDD i love mine.
Let pinterest inspire you (and maybe your next drabble)
Choose the first image when you search :
Couple
Dialogue quote
Place
Thing
Let pinterest inspire you (and maybe your next drabble)
Choose the first image when you search :
Couple
Dialogue quote
Place
Thing
Look at what @lynnyart.bsky.social made for The Pain of Being Known.
If you’re not caught up, what are you doing? This is for chapter 12!! Read it here! archiveofourown.org/works/586617...
If you’re not caught up, what are you doing? This is for chapter 12!! Read it here! archiveofourown.org/works/586617...
March 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Look at what @lynnyart.bsky.social made for The Pain of Being Known.
If you’re not caught up, what are you doing? This is for chapter 12!! Read it here! archiveofourown.org/works/586617...
If you’re not caught up, what are you doing? This is for chapter 12!! Read it here! archiveofourown.org/works/586617...
Who wants to help me pick my next read?
March 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Who wants to help me pick my next read?
March 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Nevstoria! Friends to lovers!
“Don’t go, I’m sick of saying goodbye.”
“So don’t say it, Tor. No more goodbyes.”
“My parents would kill me if I didn’t come back.”
Neville wraps his arms around her. He loves how she looks wearing his oversized T-shirt. She looks like /his./
“Don’t go, I’m sick of saying goodbye.”
“So don’t say it, Tor. No more goodbyes.”
“My parents would kill me if I didn’t come back.”
Neville wraps his arms around her. He loves how she looks wearing his oversized T-shirt. She looks like /his./
March 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Nevstoria! Friends to lovers!
“Don’t go, I’m sick of saying goodbye.”
“So don’t say it, Tor. No more goodbyes.”
“My parents would kill me if I didn’t come back.”
Neville wraps his arms around her. He loves how she looks wearing his oversized T-shirt. She looks like /his./
“Don’t go, I’m sick of saying goodbye.”
“So don’t say it, Tor. No more goodbyes.”
“My parents would kill me if I didn’t come back.”
Neville wraps his arms around her. He loves how she looks wearing his oversized T-shirt. She looks like /his./
And to close us out, pick a quote to include!
March 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
And to close us out, pick a quote to include!
Fave color/color of your shirt: trope (pick whatever suits you best)
Green: bodyguard
Blue: rockstar AU
Pink: friends to lovers
Red: regency AU
Black: soulmates
Yellow: one night stand
Gray: mafia AU
Purple: enemies to lovers
Green: bodyguard
Blue: rockstar AU
Pink: friends to lovers
Red: regency AU
Black: soulmates
Yellow: one night stand
Gray: mafia AU
Purple: enemies to lovers
March 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Fave color/color of your shirt: trope (pick whatever suits you best)
Green: bodyguard
Blue: rockstar AU
Pink: friends to lovers
Red: regency AU
Black: soulmates
Yellow: one night stand
Gray: mafia AU
Purple: enemies to lovers
Green: bodyguard
Blue: rockstar AU
Pink: friends to lovers
Red: regency AU
Black: soulmates
Yellow: one night stand
Gray: mafia AU
Purple: enemies to lovers
Birth date: MMC
1-3: Seamus Finnigan
4-6: Charlie Weasley
7-9: Harry Potter
10-12: Blaise Zabini
13-15: Draco Malfoy
16-19: Neville Longbottom
20-22: Dean Thomas
23-25: Ron Weasley
26-28: Theo Nott
29-31: Oliver Wood
1-3: Seamus Finnigan
4-6: Charlie Weasley
7-9: Harry Potter
10-12: Blaise Zabini
13-15: Draco Malfoy
16-19: Neville Longbottom
20-22: Dean Thomas
23-25: Ron Weasley
26-28: Theo Nott
29-31: Oliver Wood
March 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Birth date: MMC
1-3: Seamus Finnigan
4-6: Charlie Weasley
7-9: Harry Potter
10-12: Blaise Zabini
13-15: Draco Malfoy
16-19: Neville Longbottom
20-22: Dean Thomas
23-25: Ron Weasley
26-28: Theo Nott
29-31: Oliver Wood
1-3: Seamus Finnigan
4-6: Charlie Weasley
7-9: Harry Potter
10-12: Blaise Zabini
13-15: Draco Malfoy
16-19: Neville Longbottom
20-22: Dean Thomas
23-25: Ron Weasley
26-28: Theo Nott
29-31: Oliver Wood