Kerri-Anne Sheridan
@kerrianne42.bsky.social
A PBS mind in an MTV world.
I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis, and a why axis.
February 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis, and a why axis.
There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
February 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
I feel a spree coming on...
Either shopping or killing; I haven't decided yet.
Either shopping or killing; I haven't decided yet.
February 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I feel a spree coming on...
Either shopping or killing; I haven't decided yet.
Either shopping or killing; I haven't decided yet.
I would organize my thoughts, but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits.
February 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I would organize my thoughts, but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits.
Gravity always gets me down.
February 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Gravity always gets me down.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
January 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
Viewer discretion may be advised, but it's never really expected.
January 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Viewer discretion may be advised, but it's never really expected.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts." ~Mark Twain
January 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts." ~Mark Twain
"About the time we think we can makes ends meet, somebody moves the ends." ~Herbert Hoover
January 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"About the time we think we can makes ends meet, somebody moves the ends." ~Herbert Hoover
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I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
January 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
January 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
“Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.” ~Mark Twain
January 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.” ~Mark Twain
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
January 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better.
January 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself.
January 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
January 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
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this image is from 2002
January 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
this image is from 2002
I'm at my most amazing when no one is paying attention.
January 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm at my most amazing when no one is paying attention.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
January 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." ~Douglas Adams
January 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." ~Douglas Adams
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
December 29, 2024 at 3:48 PM
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
December 27, 2024 at 4:37 PM
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.
December 24, 2024 at 1:05 PM
I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.
"Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed." ~Robert Heinlein
December 21, 2024 at 2:56 PM
"Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed." ~Robert Heinlein