The whiskey says “you’re brilliant, keep going.” The deadline says “you’re behind, keep going.” The wrists say “please stop.” Guess which one I’m listening to at midnight.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The whiskey says “you’re brilliant, keep going.” The deadline says “you’re behind, keep going.” The wrists say “please stop.” Guess which one I’m listening to at midnight.
Marketing experts: “Find your unique voice!” Also marketing experts: “Here’s the exact formula everyone else is using that you should copy immediately.”
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Marketing experts: “Find your unique voice!” Also marketing experts: “Here’s the exact formula everyone else is using that you should copy immediately.”
The secret to author marketing is consistency. So I consistently forget to post, consistently panic about algorithms, and consistently wonder if anyone would notice if I just… didn’t.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The secret to author marketing is consistency. So I consistently forget to post, consistently panic about algorithms, and consistently wonder if anyone would notice if I just… didn’t.
Whiskey writing unlocks the vulnerability. Morning coffee unleashes the regret. Afternoon tea brings acceptance. Evening whiskey starts the cycle again. This is what they mean by “drafting process.”
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Whiskey writing unlocks the vulnerability. Morning coffee unleashes the regret. Afternoon tea brings acceptance. Evening whiskey starts the cycle again. This is what they mean by “drafting process.”
Rules of whiskey writing: 1) One drink for courage 2) Two drinks for honesty 3) Three drinks and you’re writing fiction now, wrong genre, abort mission.
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Rules of whiskey writing: 1) One drink for courage 2) Two drinks for honesty 3) Three drinks and you’re writing fiction now, wrong genre, abort mission.
Trying to write escapist fiction while reality keeps escaping from the bounds of reasonable plot development. My editor says my dystopia is “unrealistic” but have they CHECKED THE NEWS?! Hmmm?!
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Trying to write escapist fiction while reality keeps escaping from the bounds of reasonable plot development. My editor says my dystopia is “unrealistic” but have they CHECKED THE NEWS?! Hmmm?!
The mental health/writing paradox: Need to write to process feelings. Feelings too big to write about. Write anyway. Feelings get bigger. Muse orders us both therapy. And also boba.
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The mental health/writing paradox: Need to write to process feelings. Feelings too big to write about. Write anyway. Feelings get bigger. Muse orders us both therapy. And also boba.
Take care of your early X-mas shopping by avoiding November 28 to December 3, 2025 shopping. Groups are asking consumers to avoid large corporations & only spend money at small, local businesses. The goal is to protest corporate greed, economic inequality,& 1/2.
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Take care of your early X-mas shopping by avoiding November 28 to December 3, 2025 shopping. Groups are asking consumers to avoid large corporations & only spend money at small, local businesses. The goal is to protest corporate greed, economic inequality,& 1/2.
Hello to other writers and authors. I’ve written two books that I consider my memoirs with a sprinkle of sci-fi—The Alien Ring and The Alien Ring 2: Secrets Unlocked. It’s available on BN, Amazon and Apple Books including ebooks. No audio books. Too expensive to produce. That’s for the big boys.
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Hello to other writers and authors. I’ve written two books that I consider my memoirs with a sprinkle of sci-fi—The Alien Ring and The Alien Ring 2: Secrets Unlocked. It’s available on BN, Amazon and Apple Books including ebooks. No audio books. Too expensive to produce. That’s for the big boys.
Nonfiction research is building a beautiful bibliography that proves you read 47 books. Nonfiction reality is ctrl+F-ing through those 47 books at 3am looking for that ONE quote you remember seeing.
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Nonfiction research is building a beautiful bibliography that proves you read 47 books. Nonfiction reality is ctrl+F-ing through those 47 books at 3am looking for that ONE quote you remember seeing.
The nonfiction query: “I’m writing a book about [topic] even though 47 other people already wrote that book but mine is different because <nervous sweating> trust me.”
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The nonfiction query: “I’m writing a book about [topic] even though 47 other people already wrote that book but mine is different because <nervous sweating> trust me.”
Therapist: “What coping mechanisms are you using?” Me: “I’m making my characters suffer through elaborate problems I can actually solve.” Therapist: “That’s… actually healthy?” Me: “Don’t worry, I’m also not sleeping.”
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Therapist: “What coping mechanisms are you using?” Me: “I’m making my characters suffer through elaborate problems I can actually solve.” Therapist: “That’s… actually healthy?” Me: “Don’t worry, I’m also not sleeping.”
Nothing says “serious nonfiction author” like explaining to your accountant that yes, the whiskey IS a business expense, it’s called “getting out of my own way.”
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Nothing says “serious nonfiction author” like explaining to your accountant that yes, the whiskey IS a business expense, it’s called “getting out of my own way.”
You either die writing literary fiction in obscurity or live long enough to see yourself write a “Top 10 Writing Tips” blog post for SEO. <checks blog> Dammit, I’ve already arrived. Ok next?
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You either die writing literary fiction in obscurity or live long enough to see yourself write a “Top 10 Writing Tips” blog post for SEO. <checks blog> Dammit, I’ve already arrived. Ok next?
Day me: structured outline, research notes, professional writer. Night me: *whiskey glass in hand* “What if I just burned the whole manuscript and started over with a COMPLETELY different angle?”
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Day me: structured outline, research notes, professional writer. Night me: *whiskey glass in hand* “What if I just burned the whole manuscript and started over with a COMPLETELY different angle?”
Market your book like you're leaving breadcrumbs through a dark forest. Not billboards. Not neon. Subtle, deliberate, irresistible to those meant to follow.
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Market your book like you're leaving breadcrumbs through a dark forest. Not billboards. Not neon. Subtle, deliberate, irresistible to those meant to follow.