Horrible, horrible person…and I’m talking about the one behind the lectern.

I don’t think he, or the people like him, is MAGA—those people are far too déclassé, too gauche. But he quietly votes for (if he actually votes—that would require something like effort) and supports TFG because he benefits from the things TFG does.

Hey, use that Ctrl-C and follow it up with a Ctrl-V, and you got yourself a message to post. You are plenty tech-savvy for the Resistance! ❤️

Hello! 😘

Or outright supported it.

I won’t trust Collins until her No vote is actually cast. Too often she’s done the unforgivable while telling us all how deeply concerned she is.

Or kind.

Germany would like a word with you.

He obviously thought that was bullshit, too.

We horse folk take better care of our tack, I promise.

Well, at least one had a run-in with a firefighting plane, which then had to be grounded because it was damaged.

The best forklift!

Jesus Christ, it’s like reading those fake doofus-on-the-street quotes on The Onion.

Hillary.

Only in Connecticut. Still scheduled to go into effect in New York and Missouri. New York’s legislators will fix the problem. Missouri’s supermajority is too busy figuring out how to get around Amendment 3 to care.

*Excitedly waving hello from Missouri*