Just once I'd like to end an argument by saying, "Yeah, well, how do you think *I* feel?"

And the person knows me well enough to go, "Good? All the time?"

And I go, "Well, you got me there."

Have you looked at some clouds recently? They're some real neat stuff.

(There's no pun or gag, I just found myself enjoying looking at the sky just now)

Today I hit 400,000 gamerscore while playing Saints Row the Third Remastered.

I'm completely put off by the idea of getting a foot massage. If you're going to give me a massage, use your hands!

Welcome to Canada, where the only place you can be detained by the ice is in a penalty box.

I'm starting to think my Strong Bad shirt might be getting to be too old of a reference for geeky events these days...

Sometimes I feel guilty playing open world video games because I usually have my characters sprinting all the time. Which means there are games where I've definitely asked the characters to run further / for longer than I've run in my entire life.

I wonder how much disdain I can accumulate not from saying "irregardless", but adding "irregardful" to my vocabulary.