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Kesianna
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don't yuck my yum
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I'll never understand why people lie about the stupidest fucking shit 🙄
January 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Spent the day recoloring my hair. I am myself again 💜
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I haven't even left for work yet and I already want to go home 😭
January 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
January 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
... Some guy just came up and handed me two wine bottle GIFT BAGS

EMPTY GIFT BAGS

WHY

WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS
December 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Manifesting a job in 2026 that closes when the weather is shit. I'm so glad I made the drive home safe, but it was NOT FUN. And the fact that I actually went around 2 cars that were going ridiculously slow, makes me realise my anxiety could be a lot worse 😅
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
My wife can wash her dick in the sink (make of that what you will) but I can't wash my pussy in the sink, and that's not fair. Vaginas would probably less prone to uti/bv if they could be easily washed in the sink. Major design flaw. I have feedback for the creators.
December 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Sometimes I wish I wasn't a 5-foot-nothing 120lb woman with a young appearance, because I am infact 40 years old, but no one takes me seriously. And I mean No One. Not teenagers. Not elders. Not middle-ages.

I am so fucking fed up with being talked down to and disrespected.
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Just taking xanax an hour into my shift because it's already been that kinda day 🫠
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I want to crawl into a hole, cry and sleep for the rest of the year.
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It's my day off work on a hair wash day and I am trying to decide if I want to recolor my hair or not

I want pretty hair

But cold shower

Buuuut I want pretty hair

Buuuuuuuuut cold shower

Help.
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by Kesianna
October 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I just had someone call that checked out this morning, their flight got canceled and I'm sold out

"but I'm a shiny star member"

Lady that does not change the fact that I don't have a room??? Am I not speaking English?!

The fuck
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I think it's funny I leave for vacation in a week, for a week, and my job still hasn't hired anyone. But I am not management & this is not my problem 🤷🏻‍♀️
October 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Asked a guest for a card & ID, he hands them to me
"I can pay cash, right?"
"of course!"
*turns around to look at the lobby*
??? "Did you want to pay cash now or have me put the card on file & you can pay cash at check out?"
"Whichever"
?!?!?!
Apparently using a debit card means he's paying "cash" 😑
October 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Every time someone comes to deliver something to a guest, be it packages or food delivery, I tell them to take some candy. I have to hope it makes their day a little better.
October 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"I want to pay with my debit"
*machine prompts for PIN*
"What's this? This is new?"
😶 "Enter your PIN..."
"I don't know it"
😐 "Do you want to use it as a credit?"
"No, it's a debit card"
😑 "But you don't know your PIN?"
"I usually pay cash at the end (??? NO?) Can I pay cash now?"

Don't get old. 🤦🏻‍♀️
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Someone exploded a can of soda in the lobby & I did the worst mop up in history (not really) because my arms are WET NOODLES 😩

Guy apologized a few times & I said I'm sorry he broke his soda "it was my sister's" I hope she has mercy on you, sir. 😅
October 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Yesterday I bleached my hair, showered, dried my hair, started laundry, put purple in my hair, switched the laundry, showered again, and dried my hair again. My wife thankfully brought the laundry up and put it all away.

My arms are wet noodles. I don't want to be at work.

But my hair looks great!
October 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Wife & I got covid & flu shots today. My arm started to feel sore before we left.

"I feel fine! I could punch someone!"

Hours later, I can hear/feel my heartbeat everywhere, feel like trash, arm nearly useless & I just took a dose of ibproufen half my body weight

"I feel completely fine!"

😑
October 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
11 slices of cheese 😑
October 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Reposted by Kesianna
Ready for some more rewards that you can potentially win this year?!

How about a beautiful portrait of Chester Bennington painted by fine artist and tattoo artist Bec Bware!

Stay tuned for more rewards!
October 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Peace, love and pizza rolls!
October 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The year is 2025 and we apparently still need commercials/announcements about wearing seat belts.

🤦🏻‍♀️
September 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I am a hostage at this fucking front desk and so utterly frustrated by these people and their asinine questions, the lack of coworkers, and the fucking shifts that just eat up my entire fucking days. Can't wait to work 6 days a week until further notice.

Might just rip my own skin off.
September 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM