There's a scene in the first Hobbit film which goes

Sylvester McCoy as Radagast: I'll draw them off
Gandalf: These are Gundaberg wargs, they'll out run you
Radagast: These are Rhosgobel rabbits, *extremely intensely* I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM TRY

I wish I'd been at that match

You’re one microscopic club in his catastrophic plan

My ongoing Blaseball curse is that I will keep having ideas for matchup posters, possibly forever

The film emotionally pivots on a portrait of Mark’s family that Anna paints. She gifts it to him at the end and his family are like “you should add yourself to this, we love you”

And the painting is this dead-eyed uncanny valley monstrosity that they all have to stare tearily at

But the plot is actually irrelevant. The thing that drove me to hunt this film down again is Anna’s painting. You get to see some of her work earlier in the film and it’s… fine.

But they’re decoy mediocre trap paintings

Sounds painful

I'm designing @alkennedy.bsky.social t-shirts for Christmas. Here's an Over the Garden Wall design I didn't end up going with

I mean, look at this

Biblically accurate Mod

I was looking back over a Deck of Many Things I made for @alkennedy.bsky.social

I think I still like the panopticon donjon the most

Crying screaming throwing up

I mean, extreme same

Imagining a Sharks and Jets style fight where one side is really into dinosaurs and the other are extremely angry about dinosaurs and everyone’s wearing this shirt

A reassuring constant for the last 25 years is lyric sites totally missing the “what’s a Grecian urn?” joke in Zero to Hero in Disney’s Hercules

Spotify raising the bar by also adding an extra e and z to Grecian tho