River
@kestin.bsky.social
Some weirdo with a Bluesky. Jeopardy! fandork. They/them. Wannabe actor. Trump hater. Cat lover. Library employee. Aro/ace. #TeamEmma for life.
The eyes in the sewer that wanted a hamburger…please tell me that’s not… @scriptwelder.com
Also, [redacted] from Don’t Escape 3 was responsible for [redacted] from Deeper Sleep??? The plot thickens…the scripts weld…
Also, [redacted] from Don’t Escape 3 was responsible for [redacted] from Deeper Sleep??? The plot thickens…the scripts weld…
August 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The eyes in the sewer that wanted a hamburger…please tell me that’s not… @scriptwelder.com
Also, [redacted] from Don’t Escape 3 was responsible for [redacted] from Deeper Sleep??? The plot thickens…the scripts weld…
Also, [redacted] from Don’t Escape 3 was responsible for [redacted] from Deeper Sleep??? The plot thickens…the scripts weld…
Making progress in the #deepsleep! Fought a boss!! @scriptwelder.com Someone’s probably pointed this out already, but “arachnophobia” is spelled like that, not with an F. If that was intentional, then no worries. :)
August 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Making progress in the #deepsleep! Fought a boss!! @scriptwelder.com Someone’s probably pointed this out already, but “arachnophobia” is spelled like that, not with an F. If that was intentional, then no worries. :)
What are you implying here??? @scriptwelder.com
Current status: I’m stuck on a lock…can’t tell what comes between the sun and the moon, or something like that. Maybe playing before guides exist was a bad idea. Can’t give up though. Gotta save the dreamers and hook up with my sphinx girlfriend.
Current status: I’m stuck on a lock…can’t tell what comes between the sun and the moon, or something like that. Maybe playing before guides exist was a bad idea. Can’t give up though. Gotta save the dreamers and hook up with my sphinx girlfriend.
August 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What are you implying here??? @scriptwelder.com
Current status: I’m stuck on a lock…can’t tell what comes between the sun and the moon, or something like that. Maybe playing before guides exist was a bad idea. Can’t give up though. Gotta save the dreamers and hook up with my sphinx girlfriend.
Current status: I’m stuck on a lock…can’t tell what comes between the sun and the moon, or something like that. Maybe playing before guides exist was a bad idea. Can’t give up though. Gotta save the dreamers and hook up with my sphinx girlfriend.
Just stayed up way too long playing #deepsleep, had to force myself to put it down. @scriptwelder.com please tell me there are maps in the other areas and not just the hotel, I’m running in circles in the attic…also I found a minor thing you might want to fix :) Really enjoying this so far!
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Just stayed up way too long playing #deepsleep, had to force myself to put it down. @scriptwelder.com please tell me there are maps in the other areas and not just the hotel, I’m running in circles in the attic…also I found a minor thing you might want to fix :) Really enjoying this so far!
Hey @scriptwelder.com, did you do something? There’s been a sudden surge of new Deep Sleep and Don’t Escape playthroughs on YouTube. I’m not complaining, just wondering what caused it.
July 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hey @scriptwelder.com, did you do something? There’s been a sudden surge of new Deep Sleep and Don’t Escape playthroughs on YouTube. I’m not complaining, just wondering what caused it.
Can’t believe Franklin Roosevelt came back from the dead to tell people where to cross the street.
July 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Can’t believe Franklin Roosevelt came back from the dead to tell people where to cross the street.
The only acceptable reason to utter the words “I’m proud to be an American” is if you’re going to follow up with “…who gets just 5 MPG”.
July 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The only acceptable reason to utter the words “I’m proud to be an American” is if you’re going to follow up with “…who gets just 5 MPG”.
Longest time I’ve spent awake, especially on purpose, in a long time. There’s more livestream to go, but I just can’t make it any longer. Also, watching season 3 is making me sad for meta reasons. Happy #hornetversary all!
June 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Longest time I’ve spent awake, especially on purpose, in a long time. There’s more livestream to go, but I just can’t make it any longer. Also, watching season 3 is making me sad for meta reasons. Happy #hornetversary all!
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when you want to join the fun but can't quite get down with the nomenclature (ht @davelevitan.bsky.social)
June 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
when you want to join the fun but can't quite get down with the nomenclature (ht @davelevitan.bsky.social)
RIP John Tyler’s last grandchild and coolest fun fact.
May 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
RIP John Tyler’s last grandchild and coolest fun fact.
I want fast food but I really don’t want to leave my bed. Delivery to my building isn’t enough today, I want delivery to my person.
May 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I want fast food but I really don’t want to leave my bed. Delivery to my building isn’t enough today, I want delivery to my person.
“The Pope’s brother having to clarify his baseball allegiance” was not on my bingo card.
May 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
“The Pope’s brother having to clarify his baseball allegiance” was not on my bingo card.
To be fair, “disagrees with Trump” is a really low bar for a Pope. Or anyone else.
May 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
To be fair, “disagrees with Trump” is a really low bar for a Pope. Or anyone else.
I still want a croissant…
May 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I still want a croissant…
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[P] Unfortunately, the executive producer of the Vatican just appointed himself the new pope.
I’m just saying, maybe try a rotating cast of celebrity Cardinals each doing it for a week until you find the one you like.
April 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
[P] Unfortunately, the executive producer of the Vatican just appointed himself the new pope.
Happy “last chance to hoard delicious chocolate eggs for the rest of the year” day!! …I need to go get more!
April 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Happy “last chance to hoard delicious chocolate eggs for the rest of the year” day!! …I need to go get more!
Tried spell bee for first time got 54 words cont get more even with hints my brain mushe
April 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Tried spell bee for first time got 54 words cont get more even with hints my brain mushe
@scriptwelder.com My brother and his girlfriend were playing Don’t Escape 4 and they got to the part where they have to mix chemicals to make a formula, and these are two huge STEM nerds who spent about 15 minutes overthinking it before I reminded them it was a video game and not chemistry class. XD
April 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@scriptwelder.com My brother and his girlfriend were playing Don’t Escape 4 and they got to the part where they have to mix chemicals to make a formula, and these are two huge STEM nerds who spent about 15 minutes overthinking it before I reminded them it was a video game and not chemistry class. XD
Too little sleep. I blame yesterday!me, but they could do whatever they wanted because it was their birthday, so today!me is SOL. Oh well.
April 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Too little sleep. I blame yesterday!me, but they could do whatever they wanted because it was their birthday, so today!me is SOL. Oh well.
POV: you are me and my cat is snuggled against you
April 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
POV: you are me and my cat is snuggled against you