ketchup_ramen
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NO ONE HAS EVER HURT ME! I ALWAYS WIN!!!
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
NO ONE HAS EVER HURT ME! I ALWAYS WIN!!!
we should be killing The Grinch with cigarettes
December 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
we should be killing The Grinch with cigarettes
indigenous people have been living in canada since before the pyramids were built and then were genocided and had their culture and languages stomped out of them, and now people get upset when we give a bridge an indigenous name. shut the fuck up breighlynne its not that hard to learn, keep up.
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
indigenous people have been living in canada since before the pyramids were built and then were genocided and had their culture and languages stomped out of them, and now people get upset when we give a bridge an indigenous name. shut the fuck up breighlynne its not that hard to learn, keep up.
godzilla is so freaking cool. my husband was right.
December 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
godzilla is so freaking cool. my husband was right.
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doctors should be allowed to have wizard magic! 🧙♂️👩⚕️
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
doctors should be allowed to have wizard magic! 🧙♂️👩⚕️
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they should let you give siri a minnesota accent
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
they should let you give siri a minnesota accent
getting the doctor to put a squeaky toy in there
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
getting the doctor to put a squeaky toy in there
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an oreos favourite thing is to be on my fucking teeth for the rest of the fucking day
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
an oreos favourite thing is to be on my fucking teeth for the rest of the fucking day
THE MASK is a horrifying MONSTER CREATURE how is everyone just ok with this.
October 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
THE MASK is a horrifying MONSTER CREATURE how is everyone just ok with this.
doctors should be allowed to have wizard magic! 🧙♂️👩⚕️
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
doctors should be allowed to have wizard magic! 🧙♂️👩⚕️
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What if the A.I bubble keeps inflating and then we all float away 😭 scary. I’ll miss the ground if that hsppens 👋
October 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
What if the A.I bubble keeps inflating and then we all float away 😭 scary. I’ll miss the ground if that hsppens 👋
man i fucking STINK!
September 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
man i fucking STINK!
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pancakes bad for me :(
August 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
pancakes bad for me :(
staying up wayyy past my bedtime practicing my alphabet :p
July 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
staying up wayyy past my bedtime practicing my alphabet :p
coins and carrots for soup my dinner
July 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
coins and carrots for soup my dinner
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Pleasure and pain, my lady.
July 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Pleasure and pain, my lady.
i first fell in love with corn dogs at the age of 7
July 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i first fell in love with corn dogs at the age of 7
noticed cat had poop hanging off its ass by a hair only after letting her get comfy on my pillow.
little fucker.
i love you you little fucker.
little fucker.
i love you you little fucker.
July 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
noticed cat had poop hanging off its ass by a hair only after letting her get comfy on my pillow.
little fucker.
i love you you little fucker.
little fucker.
i love you you little fucker.
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Please, not now. I just want to be by myself for a bit.
July 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Please, not now. I just want to be by myself for a bit.
armpits are soooooo useless
July 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
armpits are soooooo useless
ugh....
peanut butter >:( ......
peanut butter >:( ......
July 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
ugh....
peanut butter >:( ......
peanut butter >:( ......
Ultra Menstruation
June 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ultra Menstruation