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Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 23d

New Substack: open.substack.com/pub/keubiko/...

Bill PPPulte's PPP PPProblem?

"The dildo doth protest too much, methinks" - Hamlet

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Ian Hunter @bluejayhunter.com · 3h

Kevin Gausman does not give a bleep about the censors.

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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 3h

Aaron Judge versus the Blue Jays

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Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 3h

Jays coach John Schneider on live TV to the fellas: ““All you motherfuckers… Start spreading the news, bitches! we’re going to the ALCS!”

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Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 4h

Just like the Yankees

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 14h

Just openly cheering the destruction of any representation of gay people in public space. They think their power is totally unrestricted, and the entire country will support them rolling back society to the 1950s, or maybe the 1850s

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Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 16h

They do have some Bitcoin now too so need to work that into the mix.

Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 17h

It’s a combo play: 1) a cash-poor early stage biotech trying to do a trial on a novel drug and a novel endpoint at the same time (ask a biotech investor how risky that is), 2) a bitcoin treasury “play”, and 3) a lawsuit agains da market makers and da shorts for da spoofing - w proceeds as “dividend”

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Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 17h

Baggies from far and wide will be descending on the company with their “proof”.

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Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 17h

Tesla bro makes an illegal lane change over a solid line, gets sideswiped by another car making an illegal lane change. Has watched all seasons of 24 so knows it’s a few mouse clicks to clean up this image and get a clean plate.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 19h

#WarRavagedPortland

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Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 17h

🤌🤌🤌🤌

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Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 1d

It doesn’t. The baggies are bleating over screenshots from 2022. The riches that never were.

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Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 1d

a man with long hair and a mustache is making a funny face and the words humiliations galore are above him .

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Hideinplainsight @profusional.bsky.social · 1d

If you have a friend, who’s a Yankees fan right now and you are not needling them endlessly you’re not a real friend

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Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 1d

@yankees.com

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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 1d

AG Bondi, here’s that correction you requested.

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 1d

If appropriations bills are not seen as enforceable contracts, why should any Member of Congress vote to fund any part of the federal government under Donald Trump? You're voting to provide money for lawlessness. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/there-is-n...

There is no budget "deal" to be made

President Trump has so broken the constitutional framework as to make joint normal, responsible government impossible.

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Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 1d

#HeSeemsNice

Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 1d

Is that the guy that the lawyer wanted to fight in a cage match?

Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 1d

"It was rejected because it was already filled, shill!!"

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Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 1d

Punched $MMTLP into the Xitter search to see what the baggies are up to. I see they are still totally rational about this stock that was canceled in 2022. @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @sunnycorax.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social

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Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks that's exactly what I was looking for.

Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 1d

I hear that, I'm just looking for the reasons people are saying that. i.e. "hypocrite because of ...."

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Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 1d

*dumb

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