Kevin Connors
@kev-guy.bsky.social
a jester in countless lifetimes
he/him
he/him
maybe I don’t have adhd but instead my workload tolerance is offset from my age. like I bet I could handle high school homework now. lemme have another go at a Catcher in the Rye book report. I’d probably like it this time.
September 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
maybe I don’t have adhd but instead my workload tolerance is offset from my age. like I bet I could handle high school homework now. lemme have another go at a Catcher in the Rye book report. I’d probably like it this time.
smal camous and yet. many smells. each more weird than the last. every room I walk in is its own discrint nasal mystery. and I a clorox-toting Sherlock Holmes.
August 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
smal camous and yet. many smells. each more weird than the last. every room I walk in is its own discrint nasal mystery. and I a clorox-toting Sherlock Holmes.
I am Sisyphus and this is my boulder
July 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I am Sisyphus and this is my boulder
it’s so weird how I used to be like “I literally can’t imagine my life without alcohol” and now I’m like “boy I love eat ice cream with friends and playing racketsport”
June 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
it’s so weird how I used to be like “I literally can’t imagine my life without alcohol” and now I’m like “boy I love eat ice cream with friends and playing racketsport”
nobody asked but this is one of my personal favorite skateboard tricks ever recorded on video
June 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
nobody asked but this is one of my personal favorite skateboard tricks ever recorded on video
“romance is dead” okay well this is the kind of heat im bringing
May 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“romance is dead” okay well this is the kind of heat im bringing
just watched a student fill their bowl of cereal with half and half
May 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
just watched a student fill their bowl of cereal with half and half
Maggie Rogers knows me better than my therapist does
May 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Maggie Rogers knows me better than my therapist does
dating apps are so weird I’m just sending great jokes into the void that are going unanswered. it’s like if when they were making Seinfeld instead of airing new episodes they tied the vhs tapes to a big rock and threw it into the Pacific Ocean
May 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
dating apps are so weird I’m just sending great jokes into the void that are going unanswered. it’s like if when they were making Seinfeld instead of airing new episodes they tied the vhs tapes to a big rock and threw it into the Pacific Ocean
the amount of times I mumble “oh god what have I gotten myself into” in reference to scenarios a well-adjusted person would have no qualms dealing with
May 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
the amount of times I mumble “oh god what have I gotten myself into” in reference to scenarios a well-adjusted person would have no qualms dealing with
why is etymology … fascinating …?
April 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
why is etymology … fascinating …?
I saw my life flash before my eyes and there were ads
March 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I saw my life flash before my eyes and there were ads
sometimes I fear that comedically speaking I peaked when I did my plastic-spoon-googly-eye bit in the cumberland high school cafeteria circa 2015
March 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
sometimes I fear that comedically speaking I peaked when I did my plastic-spoon-googly-eye bit in the cumberland high school cafeteria circa 2015
all clues are context clues
February 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
all clues are context clues
i hope i never fall in love that’d be so embarrassing
February 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i hope i never fall in love that’d be so embarrassing
LOOOOK!!! LOOKIT!!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I DID!!! LOOK AT HIM!
January 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
LOOOOK!!! LOOKIT!!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I DID!!! LOOK AT HIM!
the other day I was getting lab work done and a lady walked into the office and said “did you know! that KEVIN is famous??” an for a sec I was like o shit have you mayhaps been to an improv show ~200 miles south of here? but no there was a glitch in the system and my papers got faxed a million times
January 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
the other day I was getting lab work done and a lady walked into the office and said “did you know! that KEVIN is famous??” an for a sec I was like o shit have you mayhaps been to an improv show ~200 miles south of here? but no there was a glitch in the system and my papers got faxed a million times
I’ve got like, a deadass life here in maine now. I’ve been invited to video/board game nights. my pickleball friends text me outside of pickleball. look at this cheesy fb post one of my coworkers tagged me in 🥹 People like me!!!
January 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I’ve got like, a deadass life here in maine now. I’ve been invited to video/board game nights. my pickleball friends text me outside of pickleball. look at this cheesy fb post one of my coworkers tagged me in 🥹 People like me!!!
oh god there’s a juggling video on my dating profile now
January 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
oh god there’s a juggling video on my dating profile now
time to take off my home sweatshirt and put on my work sweatshirt
January 8, 2025 at 9:41 AM
time to take off my home sweatshirt and put on my work sweatshirt
time to take off my work sweatshirt and put on my home sweatshirt
January 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
time to take off my work sweatshirt and put on my home sweatshirt
figured since very few people are reading this anyway might as well kick off my account with a thread of some low-context excerpts from my Jokes Journal. If you ever see any of these on stage please pretend you don’t know what I’m about to say
December 30, 2024 at 4:43 AM
figured since very few people are reading this anyway might as well kick off my account with a thread of some low-context excerpts from my Jokes Journal. If you ever see any of these on stage please pretend you don’t know what I’m about to say
this is visually and functionally identical to twitter. Iconography and all. didn’t even swap the palette. the guy whose name I wont look up just gave rich loser a massive platform - cuz you needed money? homie Ive donated to Wikipedia we could’ve given you some money. Ugh. Anyway heres jokes
December 30, 2024 at 4:37 AM
this is visually and functionally identical to twitter. Iconography and all. didn’t even swap the palette. the guy whose name I wont look up just gave rich loser a massive platform - cuz you needed money? homie Ive donated to Wikipedia we could’ve given you some money. Ugh. Anyway heres jokes