I used to work in a hotel bar and one Christmas we had a big box of loose Lindor chocolates in the wine store. For those without boobs who are curious, 5-10mins in a shirt pocket will yield the same results.

Still haven’t forgiven them for Kaos.

Too many players to make it a fully professional sport, but I wonder would semi-pro be possible. More time to train and recover if you only have to work a 20hr week to pay the bills.

This cartoon hits harder than it should. Looking at you, @netflix.com.

I don’t fancy my odds, being honest.

As a semi-retired dad gamer, honestly one of my best purchases! Amazing with single-player games. Kid needs attention? Just *boop*, press the power button, put it to sleep, and away you go. Pick up later exactly where you left off. My only regret is buying one 6 weeks before the OLED released.

Seems to be par for the course these days, unfortunately.