Yeah, I'm not sure that "I would literally torture people who are mean to me" is the image I would want to present to the world.

But how can you resist such a nice wide urethral plate

"Well see Congress may not have authorized a declaration of war as required by the constitution and the separation of powers so we just didn't do that."

Uh oh, maybe that Friends of the Zoo membership was a bad idea

Introductory sentence congratulating them on asking a consult question and bolding highlighted words:

'Great question! Your idea about a *Foley Catheter* really gets to the heart of urinary retention in *BPH*'